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After Handgun Ban, Canadian Bandits Begin Politely Robbing Tim Horton’s With Finger Guns

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-handgun-ban-canadian-bandits-begin-politely-robbing-tim-hortons-with-finger-guns/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Rebrands To JAN6NN

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-rebrands-to-jan6nn/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago School's 'Gun-Free Zone' Sign Riddled With Bullet Holes

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-schools-gun-free-zone-sign-riddled-with-bulletholes/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Hillary Clinton Sending Hitmen After You? Look For These Troubling Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-hillary-clinton-sending-hitmen-after-you-look-for-these-troubling-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Everyone Thinks Matt Walsh Is Being Sarcastic Asking What A Woman Is But He Legitimately Doesn't Know And No One Will Tell Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-everyone-thinks-matt-walsh-is-being-sarcastic-asking-what-a-woman-is-but-he-legitimately-doesnt-know-and-no-one-will-tell-him/?utm_source=fediverse

In Honor Of Pride Month Chick-Fil-A Waffle Fries Will Be Seasoned With Salt From Lot’s Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-honor-of-pride-month-chick-fil-a-waffle-fries-will-seasoned-with-the-salt-from-lots-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

Emperor Palpatine Builds A Bigger, Even More Powerful Death Star Equipped With A 9mm

https://babylonbee.com/news/emperor-palpatine-builds-a-bigger-even-more-powerful-death-star-equipped-with-a-9mm/?utm_source=fediverse

Susan From Middletown, CO Selected As The Recipient Of The 3.7 Bottles Of Baby Formula Biden Got

https://babylonbee.com/news/susan-from-middletown-co-selected-as-the-recipient-of-the-37-bottles-of-baby-formula-biden-got/?utm_source=fediverse

Dryer, Dishwasher, Air Conditioner Secretly Conspire In Dead Of Night To All Break Down At Same Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/dryer-dishwasher-air-conditioning-secretly-meet-in-dead-of-night-to-conspire-to-all-break-down-at-same-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden's Teleprompter Resigns To Take Job At MSNBC

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-teleprompter-resigns-to-take-job-at-msnbc/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Podcast Hosts Suddenly Realize They're All Just Interviewing Each Other About Each Other's Podcasts

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-podcast-hosts-suddenly-realize-theyre-all-just-interviewing-each-other-about-each-others-podcasts/?utm_source=fediverse

Review Of [Latest Marvel Movie]: A Film Where Things Happen, Heroes Fight Bad Guys, And Sometimes There Are Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/review-of-latest-marvel-movie-a-film-where-things-happen-heroes-fight-bad-guys-and-sometimes-there-are-jokes/?utm_source=fediverse

Gun Stores See 7000% Increase In Customers Looking For Totally Awesome Gun That Blows The Lungs Out Of Bad Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-stores-see-7000-increase-in-customers-looking-for-totally-awesome-gun-that-blows-the-lungs-out-of-bad-guys/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Andrew’s Covid-19 Reveals It Was Actually Only 14 At The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-andrews-covid-19-reveals-it-was-actually-only-14-at-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

'Don't Do It! They WILL Come For Your Children!' Screams Time Traveler Appearing During Obergefell Hearing In 2015

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-do-it-they-will-come-for-your-children-screams-time-traveler-appearing-during-obergefell-hearing-in-2015/?utm_source=fediverse

Scary But True Facts About Firearms

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-scariest-true-facts-about-firearms/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Blindsided By Event His Wife Only Told Him About Every Day For Past Month

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-blindsided-by-event-his-wife-only-told-him-about-every-day-for-past-month/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostles Criticized For Preaching Repentance From Sin Instead Of Repentance From Internalized Whiteness

https://babylonbee.com/news/apostles-criticized-for-preaching-repentance-instead-of-repenting-of-internalized-whiteness/?utm_source=fediverse

Record Number Of Canadians Tragically Lose Handguns In Ice Fishing Accidents

https://babylonbee.com/news/record-number-of-canadians-tragically-lose-handguns-in-ice-fishing-accidents/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Watches White House Press Briefing In Hopes Of Finding Out What His Policy Positions Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-watches-white-house-press-conference-in-hopes-of-finding-out-what-his-policy-positions-are/?utm_source=fediverse