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We Asked 17 Famous People Which Character They Play As In Smash Bros., And This Is What They Said

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Thor Picks Up Rolling Pin, Unlocking All The Powers Of Jane Foster

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Elon Musk Backs Out Of Twitter Deal After Realizing He Can Read The Babylon Bee By Going Directly To Their Website

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Update: Number Of Safe Abortions Performed In All Of Human History Still At Zero

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Family Goes On Vacation To See What Urgent Cares Look Like In Other States

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Biden: 'I Apologize For My Latest Teleprompter Gaffe, End Apology'

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Apostle Paul Calls Out Critics For Deadnaming Him As 'Saul'

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Biden Sells A Million Barrels From Strategic Petroleum Reserve To COBRA

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Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese

https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-wealth-cut-in-half-after-taking-all-9-kids-to-chuck-e-cheese/?utm_source=fediverse

Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/success-climate-protesters-block-traffic-causing-cars-to-idle-extra-3-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Scientists Discover Strange Basket With Dirty Clothes In It

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Dog Graciously Allows Owners To Sleep In His Bed

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Biden Disappointed To Learn That Pink Hair Doesn't Smell Like Strawberries

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Local Friends Have Now Communicated For 8 Months Straight Using Only Steve Carell GIFs

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-friends-have-now-communicated-for-8-months-straight-exclusively-in-steve-carrell-gifs/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Of 9 Elon Musk Admits He's Only Going To Mars To Get Some Peace And Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-of-9-elon-musk-admits-hes-only-going-to-mars-to-get-some-peace-and-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

First 12 Things Trump Will Do When He Inevitably Returns To Power

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Study Finds 92% Of Californians Who Flee The State Don't Survive First Winter

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-92-of-californians-who-flee-the-state-dont-survive-first-winter/?utm_source=fediverse

In Attempt To Bring Back Audiences, Disney Recuts 'Lightyear' To Add Some Minions

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-attempt-to-bring-back-audiences-disney-recuts-lightyear-to-add-some-minions/?utm_source=fediverse

'Pro-Lifers Are Inhumane,' Says Woman Who Calls Unborn Babies 'Parasites'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pro-lifers-are-mean-says-woman-who-calls-her-unborn-baby-a-parasite/?utm_source=fediverse

Fox Searchlight Asks Everyone To Send In Their DVD Copies Of 'Juno' So They Can Update Ellen Page's Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-searchlight-asks-everyone-to-send-in-their-dvd-copies-of-juno-so-they-can-update-ellen-pages-name/?utm_source=fediverse