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Scholars: In Lieu Of Hell, Unbelieving Introverts Will Be Sent To A Business Networking Event That Lasts Forever

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Tasmanian Devil Continues To Disappoint Zoo Guests

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Teachers Worried Their Gay Students May Regress And Turn Straight Over Summer Break

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GOOD NEWS: A Beloved Franchise Of Yours Is Becoming A Movie Or Show BAD NEWS: It's 2022

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Joe Biden Signs 'Don't Say Recession' Bill

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Woman Leaves 99 Perfectly Good Parking Spots In Search Of The 1 That's Likely Taken

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-leaves-99-perfectly-good-parking-spots-in-search-of-the-1-the-one-thats-likely-taken/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are The 7 Biggest Reveals From This Year's Comic-Con

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Trump Proposes Constitutional Amendment So He Can Run As His Own Vice President in 2024

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Scientists Unveil Periodic Table Of Genders

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-unveil-periodic-table-of-genders/?utm_source=fediverse

Al Gore Dresses Up Like Swedish Teen Girl So People Will Listen To Him Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/al-gore-dresses-up-like-swedish-teen-girl-so-people-will-listen-to-him-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Terrified She May Have To Actually Use One Of The Dozens Of Cheap, Readily Available Methods of Birth Control In Post-Roe America

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-terrified-she-may-have-to-actually-use-one-of-the-dozens-of-cheap-readily-available-methods-of-birth-control-in-post-roe-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Former Californians Begin Grumbling In 105-Degree Texas Heat: 'It Would Be Better For Us To Go Back To Slavery Under Pharaoh Newsom!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-who-fled-california-begin-grumbling-in-105-degree-texas-heat-it-would-be-better-for-us-to-go-back-to-slavery-under-pharaoh-newsom/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Cheer As Beto O’Rourke Digs Giant Sinkhole For Democrats To Pour Their Money In

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Woman's Work-For-Home Business Pitch Contains Concerning Number Of Assurances It's Not A Pyramid Scheme

https://babylonbee.com/news/womans-work-for-home-business-pitch-contains-concerning-number-of-assurances-its-not-a-pyramid-scheme/?utm_source=fediverse

I.T. Guy Miraculously Fixes 10 Employees' Laptops But Only 1 Returns To Say Thank You

https://babylonbee.com/news/it-guy-miraculously-fixes-10-employees-laptops-but-only-1-returns-to-say-thank-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Cheney, Kinzinger Confident They Nailed MSNBC Audition

https://babylonbee.com/news/cheney-kinzinger-confident-they-nailed-msnbc-tryout/?utm_source=fediverse

Eight Biggest Unanswered Questions From The Jan 6th Hearings

https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-biggest-unanswered-questions-from-the-jan-6th-hearings/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Waits Patiently To Vomit Until 5 Minutes Before Parents' Date Night

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Coming Soon: The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy!

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Biden Vows To Power Through Illness And Continue Ruining Country Over Zoom

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-power-through-illness-and-continue-ruining-the-country-over-zoom/?utm_source=fediverse