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Government That Shut Down Businesses, Parks, Schools, Beaches, And Churches For 2 Years Says There’s Nothing We Can Do To Stop A Disease Spread By Gay Sex

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-that-shut-down-businesses-parks-schools-beaches-and-churches-for-2-years-says-theres-nothing-it-can-do-to-stop-a-disease-spread-by-gay-sex/?utm_source=fediverse

Army Unsure Why Their New Slogan ‘America Is Racist, You Should Die For It’ Isn’t Getting Traction

https://babylonbee.com/news/army-not-sure-why-their-new-slogan-america-is-racist-you-should-die-for-it-isnt-getting-traction/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Ways To Reverse The Recession

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-ways-to-reverse-the-recession/?utm_source=fediverse

Are We In A Recession? A Handy Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-we-in-a-recession-a-handy-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

Sneaky Parents Dress Son Up As A Girl On First Day Of School So Teachers Will Show Him How To Be A Boy

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneaky-parents-dress-son-up-as-a-girl-on-first-day-of-school-so-teachers-will-show-him-how-to-be-a-boy/?utm_source=fediverse

Infographic: Words Redefined By The Biden Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-words-redefined-by-the-biden-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Reassures America That Biden Is Doing Better: Slept Well, Ate His Breakfast, Had A Full Diaper

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-reassures-america-that-biden-is-doing-better-slept-well-ate-his-breakfast-had-a-full-diaper/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Sunday School Songs Updated To Be More Inclusive

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-inclusive-sunday-school-songs/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden: 'I Don't Know If We're In A Recession, I'm Not A Biologist'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-dont-know-if-were-in-a-recession-im-not-a-biologist/?utm_source=fediverse

Gamers Frustrated By New Female Grand Theft Auto Character Constantly Running Over Curbs

https://babylonbee.com/news/gamers-frustrated-by-new-female-grand-theft-auto-character-constantly-running-over-curbs/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Pick Up Lines For Libertarians To Use If They Ever Meet A Girl

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-pickup-lines-for-libertarians-to-use-if-they-ever-meet-a-girl/?utm_source=fediverse

Man On Diet Enjoys 23rd Consecutive Cheat Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-on-diet-enjoys-23rd-consecutive-cheat-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Top Alternative Words To Use When You Can't Say 'Groomer'

https://babylonbee.com/news/top-alternatives-when-you-cant-say-groomer/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: 80% Of iCloud Storage Consists Of Fuzzy Photos Of The Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-80-of-icloud-storage-consists-of-fuzzy-photos-of-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

'You Can’t Be Pro-Insurrection And Pro-American,' Says President Of Nation Founded By An Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-cant-be-pro-insurrection-and-pro-american-says-president-of-nation-founded-by-an-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse

Op-Ed: Hey Man, How's It Going? Please Don't Remove Your Debit Card—REMOVE DEBIT CARD NOW HOLY SMOKES WHY HAVEN'T YOU REMOVED YOUR DEBIT CARD YET WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

https://babylonbee.com/news/hey-man-hows-it-going-please-dont-remove-your-debit-card--remove-debit-card-now-holy-smokes-why-havent-you-removed-your-debit-card-yet-were-all-going-to-die---op-ed-by-debit-card-pin-pad/?utm_source=fediverse

Update: Introvert Still Following You Explaining What Being An Introvert Means

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-introvert-still-following-you-explaining-what-being-an-introvert-means/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Prepares For Meeting With Elizabeth Warren

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-prepares-for-meeting-with-elizabeth-warren/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Hangs 'Straight Pride' Flag On Doorposts So Monkeypox Will Pass Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-hangs-straight-pride-flag-on-doorposts-so-monkeypox-will-pass-over/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Excuses For Not Reading Your Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-excuses-for-not-reading-your-bible/?utm_source=fediverse