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Theologians Confirm Chips And Salsa Were Blessed In Eternity Past And May Be Eaten Before Prayer

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-chips-and-salsa-were-blessed-in-eternity-past-and-may-be-eaten-before-prayer/?utm_source=fediverse

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-fbi-raid-was-justified-says-merrick-garland-wearing-strapless-gown-and-sun-hat-from-melanias-closet/?utm_source=fediverse

Stephen King Estate Reveals He Died Years Ago And His Twitter Account Is Being Run By A Mentally Ill, Glue-Sniffing Parrot With Tourette's

https://babylonbee.com/news/stephen-king-estate-confirms-he-died-years-ago-and-an-angry-special-needs-macaw-has-been-running-his-twitter-account/?utm_source=fediverse

To Restore Trust With Americans, FBI Names New Director Burt Macklin

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-findsthe-only-remaining-fbi-agent-trusted-by-americans-is-burt-macklin/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Raids Nicolas Cage's Home After Tip He Has Declaration Of Independence

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-raids-nicolas-cages-safe-after-tip-he-has-declaration-of-independence/?utm_source=fediverse

Hilarious, Fun, Loving Dad Who Knows Everything Turns Into Lame, Boring Moron The Moment Boy Turns 14

https://babylonbee.com/news/hilarious-fun-loving-dad-who-knows-everything-turns-into-lame-boring-moron-the-moment-boy-turns-14/?utm_source=fediverse

Gamers Eagerly Await The Release Of 'Call Of Duty: IRS Auditor'

https://babylonbee.com/news/gamers-eagerly-await-the-release-of-call-of-duty-irs-auditor/?utm_source=fediverse

Angel Outside Trump’s Empty Safe Tells FBI Agents, 'Behold! The Document You Seek Is Not Here!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/angel-outside-trumps-empty-safe-tells-fbi-agents-behold-the-document-you-seek-is-not-here/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Be One Of The New IRS Agents? Here Are The 17 Job Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-be-one-of-the-new-irs-agents-here-are-the-17-job-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse

'Our Client Pleads The Fifth,' Say Lawyers As Tied-Up Trump Desperately Tries To Peel Duct Tape Off Mouth

https://babylonbee.com/news/our-client-pleads-the-fifth-say-lawyers-as-tied-up-trump-desperately-tries-to-peel-duct-tape-off-mouth/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden Vetoes Inflation Reduction Act After Reporting Inflation To Already Be 0%

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-vetoes-inflation-reduction-act-after-reporting-inflation-to-already-be-0/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI To Begin Raiding Homes Of Those Who Criticize FBI Raid

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-to-begin-raiding-homes-of-those-who-criticize-fbi-raid/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: By 2026 Everyone In U.S. Will Be Working For IRS And Will All Just Be Auditing Each Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-by-2026-everyone-in-us-will-be-working-for-irs-and-will-all-just-be-auditing-each-other/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Avoid Getting Audited By One Of The 87,000 New IRS Agents

https://babylonbee.com/news/babylon-bee-guide-to-not-getting-audited-by-one-of-the-87000-new-irs-agents/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Who Knows 40-Year-Old Baseball Stats Only Vaguely Aware Of Kids' Ages

https://babylonbee.com/news/father-who-knows-40-year-old-baseball-stats-only-vaguely-aware-of-kids-ages/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Saves His Cache Of Classified Documents From FBI Confiscation By Labeling Them 'Epstein’s Client List'

https://babylonbee.com/news/brilliant-trump-saves-his-cache-of-classified-documents-from-fbi-confiscation-by-labeling-them-epsteins-client-list/?utm_source=fediverse

Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/strong-independent-woman-accompanies-strong-independent-woman-to-restroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Enlightened Trump Takes Vow Of Silence

https://babylonbee.com/news/enlightened-trump-takes-vow-of-silence/?utm_source=fediverse

Saruman Breeds Army Of 87,000 More Tax Collectors

https://babylonbee.com/news/saruman-breeds-army-of-87000-more-tax-collectors/?utm_source=fediverse

Success! You Managed To Get One Pant Leg On Your Toddler! UPDATE: BOTH LEGS ARE OUT AGAIN PLEASE SEND HELP

https://babylonbee.com/news/success-you-managed-to-get-one-pant-leg-on-your-toddler-update-both-legs-are-out-again-please-send-help/?utm_source=fediverse