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President Biden Sad To Hear That Nice Blonde Nurse Who Always Follows Him Around Has COVID

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So-Called Conservative Hasn't Even Been Raided By The FBI Yet

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Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming

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Aunt's Facebook Account Hacked Again

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10 Things You Can Do With 150K Instead Of Paying A College To Brainwash Your Kid

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Brand New Tactical Knife Is The Same One Used By Navy SEALs To Open Their Wives' Amazon Packages

https://babylonbee.com/news/brand-new-tactical-knife-is-the-same-one-used-by-navy-seals-to-open-their-wives-amazon-packages/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn't Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-was-a-tomboy-back-in-the-90s-is-sure-glad-she-didnt-grow-up-today-when-her-boobs-would-get-hacked-off/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Clear Signs Your Husband Is Mad At You

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Americans Stranded In Afghanistan For Full Year Starting To Think Maybe Biden's Not Coming Back For Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-stranded-in-afghanistan-for-full-year-starting-to-think-maybe-bidens-not-coming-back-for-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad At Theme Park Surveys Map Like Hardened General Executing Battle Plan

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-at-theme-park-surveys-map-like-hardened-general-executing-battle-plan/?utm_source=fediverse

Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-allegedly-stole-plans-revealing-white-houses-thermal-exhaust-port/?utm_source=fediverse

Weak Christian Needs Bible Tabs To Find Habakkuk

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Bridesmaid At Cana Wedding Asks Jesus To Turn The Water Into 'I Dunno, Something Sweet, But Not Too Sweet, Maybe Kinda Fruity?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bridesmaid-at-cana-wedding-asks-jesus-to-turn-the-water-into-i-dunno-something-sweet-but-not-too-sweet-maybe-kinda-fruity/?utm_source=fediverse

Angels Announce McDonald's Ice Cream Machines On New Earth Will Work 67% Of The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/angels-announce-mcdonalds-ice-cream-machines-on-new-earth-will-work-67-of-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Opinion: Concerns About FBI Raids Have Been Overblown And There's No Need To Wor---Hang On, There's A Knock At The Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/opinion-concerns-about-fbi-raids-have-been-overblown-and-theres-no-need-to-wor---hang-on-theres-a-knock-at-the-door/?utm_source=fediverse

Nine Subtle Hints Your Wife May Be Mad At You

https://babylonbee.com/news/nine-subtle-signs-your-wife-might-be-mad-at-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Harvard Med School Officially Replaces Oath ‘Do No Harm’ With ‘Mutilate Kids For Money’

https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-med-school-officially-replaces-oath-do-no-harm-with-mutilate-kids-for-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Mar-A-Lago Search Warrant Claims Trump Had Acquired All Six Infinity Stones

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-claims-source-told-them-trump-had-acquired-six-infinity-stones/?utm_source=fediverse

Jeffrey Toobin Departing CNN To Expose Himself To New Audiences

https://babylonbee.com/news/jeffrey-toobin-departs-cnn-i-look-forward-to-exposing-myself-to-new-audiences/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Says It's Dumb For Republicans To Call U.S. A Banana Republic Since It's More Like A Forever 21

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-says-its-dumb-for-republicans-to-call-us-a-banana-republic-since-its-more-like-a-forever-21/?utm_source=fediverse