The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Biden Claims He Will Combat Climate Change, Fight Inflation, And Pay Off All Your Debts Using This Packet Of Magic Beans

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-combat-climate-change-while-also-paying-for-student-loan-forgiveness-with-these-three-magic-beans/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Buses Illegal Immigrants To Chicago And Oh No They’ve All Been Shot

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-governor-abbott-buses-illegal-immigrants-to-chicago-and-oh-no-theyve-all-been-shot/?utm_source=fediverse

Primary Cause Of Global Warning Found To Be Massive Dumpster Fire Burning At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Washington DC

https://babylonbee.com/news/main-global-warming-culprit-found-to-be-massive-dumpster-fire-burning-at-1600-pennsylvania-ave-washington-dc/?utm_source=fediverse

Boxing Training Gives Man Skills To Defend Himself If He's Ever Assaulted By A 60-Pound Cylindrical Beanbag

https://babylonbee.com/news/boxing-training-gives-man-skills-to-defend-himself-if-hes-ever-assaulted-by-a-60-pound-cylindrical-beanbag/?utm_source=fediverse

Rings Of Power Review: A Storytelling Atrocity With Bush-League Production And Acting So Bad, It's Offensive. But There's A Black Dwarf 5/5 Stars.

https://babylonbee.com/news/rings-of-power-review-game-of-thrones-meets-simcity-meets-glee-and-i-am-here-for-it/?utm_source=fediverse

With Energy Grid Unreliable, Governor Newsom Announces All Cars To Be Wind-Up By 2035

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-energy-grid-unreliable-governor-newsom-announces-all-cars-to-be-wind-up-by-2035/?utm_source=fediverse

Seven Beloved Intellectual Properties Amazon Will Defile Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/seven-beloved-intellectual-properties-amazon-will-defile-next/?utm_source=fediverse

More Women Waiting To Have Kids 'Til They're Out Of College, Employed, Settled Down, Infertile, Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-women-waiting-to-have-kids-til-theyre-out-of-college-employed-settled-down-infertile-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

Giant Shepherd’s Crook Slowly Emerges From Offstage As Biden Begins Another Racist Story

https://babylonbee.com/news/giant-shepherds-crook-slowly-emerges-from-offstage-as-biden-begins-another-racist-story/?utm_source=fediverse

New Voting Booths Will Instantly Shower You With Cash If You Vote Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/voting-booths-will-now-shower-you-with-cash-if-you-vote-democrat/?utm_source=fediverse

Retiring Dr. Fauci Begins Selling Vaccines Out Of Trenchcoat In Dark Alleyway

https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-fauci-seen-in-black-trenchcoat-selling-vaccines-in-dark-alleyway/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Government Vows To Find Out Who Is Responsible For Giving Out All Of These Predatory U.S. Government Loans

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-graciously-forgives-predatory-student-loans-stil-being-given-out-by-government/?utm_source=fediverse

'You'll Need F-15s To Overthrow The Government,' Says Biden To Nation That Was Temporarily Overthrown By An Unarmed Guy In A Buffalo Hat

https://babylonbee.com/news/youll-need-f-15s-to-overthrow-the-government-says-biden-to-nation-that-was-temporarily-overthrown-by-an-unarmed-guy-in-a-buffalo-hat/?utm_source=fediverse

Student Holding Up Mirror To Teacher Telling Class To Get Sex Changes Banned For Hate Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/student-who-held-up-mirror-to-teacher-telling-class-they-should-get-sex-changes-banned-for-hate-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 92% Of Christian Adults Still Picture Bible Characters As Talking Vegetables

https://babylonbee.com/news/grown-man-still-cant-read-bible-stories-without-picturing-characters-as-talking-vegetables/?utm_source=fediverse

Drag Shows And 11 Other Great Family-Friendly Activities

https://babylonbee.com/news/drag-shows-and-11-other-great-family-friendly-activities/?utm_source=fediverse

Residents Become Chief Export Of California

https://babylonbee.com/news/residents-become-chief-export-of-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet Todd, A Total Chump Who Did The Responsible Thing And Worked His Way Through College

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-todd-the-chump-who-worked-his-way-through-college/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Parts Hudson River Leading Exodus Of New York Republicans To Florida

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-parts-hudson-river-leading-exodus-of-new-york-republicans-to-florida/?utm_source=fediverse

Ozzy Osbourne Says He's Leaving The U.S. And Moving Back To Ghrizzah Hurgle Kroocy Breedle Boop

https://babylonbee.com/news/ozzy-osbourne-says-hes-leaving-the-us-and-moving-back-to-ghrizzah-hurgle-kroocy-breedle-boop/?utm_source=fediverse