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Neck Lump Has Gross Politician Growing Out Of It

https://babylonbee.com/news/neck-lump-has-gross-disgusting-politician-growing-out-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

So, Grandpa's Building A Cannon

https://babylonbee.com/news/so-grandpas-building-a-cannon/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Remind Everyone That All The Money You Just Lost In The Stock Market Wasn’t Really Worth Much Anyway Thanks to Inflation

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-remind-everyone-that-all-the-money-you-just-lost-in-the-stock-market-wasnt-really-worth-much-anyway-thanks-to-inflation/?utm_source=fediverse

Obamas Construct New Cages At Martha’s Vineyard To Hold Arriving Migrants

https://babylonbee.com/news/obamas-construct-new-cages-to-hold-arriving-migrants-at-marthas-vineyard-estate/?utm_source=fediverse

I Would Like Your Undivided Attention Please - WAIT WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING ME I WILL LITERALLY STAB YOU IN THE THROAT - An Op-Ed By Your Cat

https://babylonbee.com/news/op-ed-i-would-like-your-undivided-attention-please---why-are-you-touching-me-i-will-literally-stab-you-in-the-throat/?utm_source=fediverse

Martha's Vineyard Resident Calls Police To Report A Hispanic In The Neighborhood Not Operating A Leaf Blower

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-resident-calls-police-to-report-a-latino-in-the-neighborhood-not-operating-a-leaf-blower/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: Entire African Tribe Reports No Mental Health Issues Despite Having No Access To 'BetterHelp.com'

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-entire-african-tribe-reports-no-mental-health-issues-despite-having-no-access-to-betterhelpcom/?utm_source=fediverse

Worries Rise As White House Holds 'We Are Not Currently Being Nuked by China' Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/worries-rise-as-white-house-holds-we-are-not-currently-being-nuked-by-china-party/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Pastors Reveal Their Pre-Sermon Walk-Up Song

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-pastors-reveal-their-pre-sermon-walk-up-song/?utm_source=fediverse

Press Secretary Jean-Pierre Blindsided By Journalist Asking A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/press-secretary-jean-pierre-blindsided-by-journalist-asking-a-question/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Attends Back-To-School Night To Learn What Grade His Kid Is In

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-attends-back-to-school-night-to-find-out-what-grade-his-kid-is-in-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Still Holding Out Against FBI Inside MyPillow Fort

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-still-holding-out-against-fbi-inside-mypillow-fort/?utm_source=fediverse

Daily Wire Announces They Are Making Their Own 'Black Panther' Starring Ben Shapiro

https://babylonbee.com/news/daily-wire-announces-they-are-making-their-own-black-panther-staring-ben-shapiro/?utm_source=fediverse

Seeing Outpourings Of Love For Queen, Biden Considers Also Dying To Boost Approval Ratings

https://babylonbee.com/news/seeing-outpourings-of-love-for-deceased-queen-biden-considers-dying-to-boost-approval-ratings/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways to Wean Yourself Off Coffee

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-wean-yourself-off-coffee/?utm_source=fediverse

‘You Stupid Idiot Dog!’ Says Man Who Loves Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-stupid-idiot-dog-says-man-who-loves-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Archaeologists Discover Red Pens Gospel Writers Used To Write Words Of Christ

https://babylonbee.com/news/archaeologists-discover-red-pen-gospel-writers-used-to-write-words-of-christ/?utm_source=fediverse

'Saw' Reboot To Take Place At Boston Children’s Hospital

https://babylonbee.com/news/saw-reboot-to-take-place-at-boston-childrens-hospital/?utm_source=fediverse

Darth Vader Jailed On Excessive Use Of The Force

https://babylonbee.com/news/darth-vader-jailed-on-excessive-use-of-the-force/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Prepped For Fantasy Draft For Past 6 Months Loses First Matchup 173-29

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-prepped-for-fantasy-draft-for-past-6-months-loses-week-1-matchup-in-172-27-blowout/?utm_source=fediverse