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Martha's Vineyard Builds Planned Parenthood To Combat Rising Population Of Minorities

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DeSantis Accused Of Human Trafficking After Dropping Kids Off At Soccer Practice

https://babylonbee.com/news/desantis-caught-human-trafficking-again-after-dropping-kids-off-soccer-practice/?utm_source=fediverse

Star Wars Fan Excited For Premiere Of New Series He Can Get Mad At

https://babylonbee.com/news/star-wars-fan-excited-for-premiere-of-new-series-he-can-complain-about/?utm_source=fediverse

Don Lemon Says His New Job As CNN's Janitor Is Not A Demotion

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Biden Tearfully Gives Queen One Final Sniff

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tearfully-gives-queen-one-final-sniff/?utm_source=fediverse

Royal Funeral To Air Warning That It Contains Spoilers For 'The Crown'

https://babylonbee.com/news/royal-funeral-to-air-warning-that-it-contains-spoilers-for-the-crown/?utm_source=fediverse

Twelve Lesser-Known Disciples Who Didn't Make It Into The Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/twelve-lesser-known-disciples-who-didnt-make-it-into-the-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Subway Begins Promotional Offer Where They Will Use Real Meat For A Limited Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/subway-begins-promotional-offer-where-they-will-use-real-meat-for-a-limited-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Martha's Vineyard Takes Revenge On DeSantis By Shipping Him 50 Karens

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-takes-revenge-on-desantis-by-shipping-him-50-karens/?utm_source=fediverse

Father Living His Best Life During Those 3 Hours On Saturday Morning When He's The Only One Up

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9 Innovative Ways Martha's Vineyard Is Handling Its Border Crisis

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This House Is Mine Now - Op-Ed By Housefly That Just Came In At The Same Time As You

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-house-is-mine-now---op-ed-by-the-fly-that-just-came-in-at-the-same-time-as-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Migrants Decline Newsom’s Offer Of Asylum In CA Since They Just Came From A Collapsing Communist Hellhole With No Electricity

https://babylonbee.com/news/migrants-decline-newsoms-offer-of-asylum-in-ca-since-they-just-came-from-a-collapsing-communist-hellhole-with-no-electricity/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Tragically Buried Alive In Mountain Of Trash Mere Moments After Missing Garbage Truck

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-tragically-buried-alive-in-mountain-of-trash-mere-moments-after-missing-garbage-truck/?utm_source=fediverse

Martha's Vineyard Lovingly Welcomes Immigrants To Any Other Part Of America

https://babylonbee.com/news/marthas-vineyard-lovingly-welcomes-immigrants-to-any-other-part-of-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Celebrates 29th Year of Pretending 'Hocus Pocus' Is A Good Movie

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-celebrates-29th-year-of-pretending-hocus-pocus-is-a-good-movie/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Declares Crisis At The Border Around Her Property

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-declares-crisis-at-the-border-around-her-property/?utm_source=fediverse

After Dealing With Martha's Vineyard HOA, Migrants Decide To Go Back And Take Their Chances With The Cartels

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FBI Reports Fantastic Night's Sleep After Raid On MyPillow

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-reports-fantastic-nights-sleep-after-raid-on-mypillow/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Healthier Alternatives To Your Kids Watching Netflix

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