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Whoopi Goldberg Launches New Social Site 'Whoopi Social'

https://babylonbee.com/news/whoopi-goldberg-launches-new-social-site-whoopi-social/?utm_source=fediverse

Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy

https://babylonbee.com/news/record-numbers-of-voters-show-up-to-end-democracy/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Enters Konami Code Into Voting Machine, Receives 30 Votes

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-enters-konami-code-into-voting-machine-receives-30-votes/?utm_source=fediverse

New Greta Thunberg Thermostat Scowls At You When Turning The Heat Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-greta-thunberg-thermostat-scowls-at-you-when-turning-the-heat-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Fox News Calls Arizona For Stacey Abrams

https://babylonbee.com/news/fox-news-calls-arizona-for-stacey-abrams/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Vs. Republicans: Where They Stand On Every Issue

https://babylonbee.com/news/where-democrats-and-republicans-stand-on-every-issue/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Leads Prayer At Trump Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-leads-prayer-at-trump-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Churchgoer Turned Into Pillar Of Salt After Turning To Glare At Sound Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/churchgoer-turned-into-pillar-of-salt-after-turning-to-glare-at-sound-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don’t Understand Why I’m Struggling With Sin So Much,' Says Man Who Hasn’t Read Bible Since January 2nd

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-understand-why-im-struggling-with-sin-so-much-says-man-who-hasnt-read-bible-since-january-2nd/?utm_source=fediverse

Astros Win World Series For First Time Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/astros-win-world-series-for-first-time-ever/?utm_source=fediverse

Voters Send Strong Message To Career Politicians By Voting For Slightly Different Career Politicians

https://babylonbee.com/news/voters-send-strong-message-to-career-politicians-by-voting-for-slightly-different-career-politicians/?utm_source=fediverse

Controversy As SNL Invites Real Live Comedian To Perform

https://babylonbee.com/news/controversy-as-snl-invites-real-live-comedian-to-perform/?utm_source=fediverse

Nate Silver Prepares For Biennial Tradition Of Screaming That His Wildly Erroneous Polls Were Somehow Right

https://babylonbee.com/news/nate-silver-prepares-for-biennial-tradition-of-screaming-that-his-wildly-erroneous-polls-were-somehow-right/?utm_source=fediverse

9 New Ways Elon Musk Will Monetize Twitter

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-new-ways-elon-musk-will-monetize-twitter/?utm_source=fediverse

Eye Doctor Admits Air Puff Machine Doesn’t Do Anything, He Just Likes Watching People Flinch

https://babylonbee.com/news/eye-doctor-admits-air-puff-doesnt-do-anything-he-just-likes-watching-people-flinch/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Will Now Just Be One Hour Of Hosts Beating White Women With Sticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-will-now-just-be-one-hour-of-hosts-beating-white-women-with-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

In Phenomenal Two-For-One Deal, Elon Musk Now Owns Both Twitter And AOC

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-phenomenal-two-for-one-deal-elon-musk-now-owns-both-twitter-and-aoc/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Some People Still Atheists Even Though Breakfast Burritos Exist

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-some-people-still-atheists-even-though-breakfast-burritos-exist/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Torn Between Giving Kid Smartphone And Just Dropping Him Off At A Pervert's House Directly

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-torn-between-giving-kid-smartphone-and-just-dropping-him-off-at-perverts-house-directly/?utm_source=fediverse

In Affirmative Action Program, Starbucks Forced To Hire One Straight Male Barista

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-affirmative-action-program-starbucks-forced-to-hire-one-straight-male-barista/?utm_source=fediverse