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Patriarchy Wins Beauty Pageant

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriarchy-wins-beauty-pageant/?utm_source=fediverse

Babies Alive Because of Dobbs Ruling Apologize To Republicans For Disappointing Midterms

https://babylonbee.com/news/babies-alive-because-of-dobbs-ruling-apologize-to-republicans-for-disappointing-midterms/?utm_source=fediverse

Fetterman Realizes American Dream Of Living With Parents Til You're 50 And Then Getting A Government Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/fetterman-realizes-american-dream-of-living-with-parents-til-youre-50-and-then-getting-a-government-job/?utm_source=fediverse

U-Haul Builds Bullet Train From California To Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/u-haul-builds-bullet-train-from-california-to-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Arizona Election Officials Confirm Ballots Are Being Counted By George R.R. Martin

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-george-rr-martin-has-been-placed-in-charge-of-counting-arizona-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Excitedly Anticipates First Funny SNL Episode In Years After Writers Boycott

https://babylonbee.com/news/snl-writers-boycott-making-for-funniest-episode-in-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Selfish DeSantis Takes Entire Red Wave For Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/selfish-desantis-takes-entire-red-wave-for-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Cope When An Election Doesn't Go Your Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-cope-when-an-election-doesnt-go-your-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Cutting Your Own Hair Can Save You From Looking Like You Spent Money On A Haircut

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-cutting-your-own-hair-can-save-you-from-looking-like-you-spent-money-on-a-haircut/?utm_source=fediverse

Disappointed Christian Republicans Briefly Consider Placing Trust In God Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/disappointed-christian-republicans-briefly-consider-placing-trust-in-god-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Fetterman Prepares For Senate Job With New Dress Hoodie

https://babylonbee.com/news/fetterman-prepares-for-senate-job-with-new-dress-hoodie/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Call To Congratulate Fetterman Lasts Three Hours As Neither Can Form A Coherent Sentence

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-call-to-congratulate-fetterman-lasts-three-hours-as-neither-can-form-a-coherent-sentence/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of Americans Struggle To Fill The Void In Their Lives Left By Absence Of Political Commercials

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-americans-struggle-to-fill-the-void-in-their-lives-left-by-absence-of-political-commercials/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Unsure Whether To Support Party That Runs Brain-Damaged Candidates Or Party That Loses To Brain-Damaged Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-unsure-whether-to-support-party-that-runs-brain-damaged-candidates-and-party-that-loses-to-brain-damaged-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Party Staves Off Red Wave

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave/?utm_source=fediverse

Beto: 'Maybe The Real Electoral Victory Was The 3 Electoral Races I've Lost Along The Way'

https://babylonbee.com/news/beto-maybe-the-real-electoral-victory-was-the-3-electoral-races-ive-lost-along-the-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Pennsylvania Results Extremely Slow As Fetterman Is Counting The Ballots Himself

https://babylonbee.com/news/pennsylvania-results-extremely-slow-as-fetterman-is-counting-the-ballots-himself/?utm_source=fediverse

Incumbent Governor Stacey Abrams Loses Bid For Reelection

https://babylonbee.com/news/incumbent-governor-stacey-abrams-loses/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Believe King Solomon Spent Up To 3 Hours Every Day Just Opening Pickle Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-believe-king-solomon-spent-up-to-3-hours-every-day-just-opening-pickle-jars/?utm_source=fediverse

NPR Revealed To Be Just One White Woman In New Hampshire Who Does All The Voices

https://babylonbee.com/news/npr-revealed-to-be-just-one-white-woman-in-new-hampshire-who-does-all-the-voices/?utm_source=fediverse