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Texas Politely Declines Dallas Cowboys' Offer To Send Offensive Line To Guard Border

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Target Places Razor Wire Around Stanley Cups

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New York City Hall Replaces Thomas Jefferson Statue With Golden Statue Of Lizzo

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-city-hall-replaces-thomas-jefferson-statue-with-statue-of-lizzo/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-texas-has-till-end-of-day-to-remove-razor-wire-or-else-frinlerbagsuzzit-dorblelerg/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Relieved To Finally Have A White Late-Night Host Who Agrees With Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-relieved-to-finally-have-a-white-late-night-host-who-agrees-with-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Target Places Razor Wire Around Stanley Cups

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New York City Hall Replaces Thomas Jefferson Statue With Golden Statue Of Lizzo

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-city-hall-replaces-thomas-jefferson-statue-with-statue-of-lizzo/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says Texas Has Till End Of Day To Remove Razor Wire Or Else Frinlerbagsuzzit Dorblelerg

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-texas-has-till-end-of-day-to-remove-razor-wire-or-else-frinlerbagsuzzit-dorblelerg/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Relieved To Finally Have A White Late-Night Host Who Agrees With Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-relieved-to-finally-have-a-white-late-night-host-who-agrees-with-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Finds Loophole With New 'Super Ouchy Pokey Wire'

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Texas Finds Loophole With New 'Super Ouchy Pokey Wire'

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10 Easy Ways To Prepare For The Next Civil War

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10 Easy Ways To Prepare For The Next Civil War

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Airlines Offering $100 Upgrade Where You're Guaranteed An Old Male Pilot Named Steve

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Airlines Offering $100 Upgrade Where You're Guaranteed An Old Male Pilot Named Steve

https://babylonbee.com/news/airlines-offering-100-upgrade-where-youre-guaranteed-an-old-male-pilot-named-steve/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death

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Biden, Abbott To Face Off In Wheelchair Joust To The Death

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-abbott-to-face-off-in-wheelchair-joust-to-the-death/?utm_source=fediverse

Laid-Off LA Times Reporter Sits On Street Corner With Sign Reading 'Will Call You Racist For Food'

https://babylonbee.com/news/laid-off-la-times-reporter-stands-on-street-corner-with-sign-that-reads-will-call-you-racist-for-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Stewardess Politely Asks Passengers To Raise Tray Tables Before Takeoff And Also Please Check If The Plane Has Both Wings

https://babylonbee.com/news/stewardess-politely-asks-passengers-to-raise-tray-tables-before-takeoff-and-also-please-check-if-the-plane-has-both-wings/?utm_source=fediverse

Ted Cruz Grows Out Mutton Chops In Preparation For Civil War

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