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Nation Has Vague, Distant Memory Of Some Old Rule Where The President Couldn't Just Declare War On Anyone He Wanted

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-has-vague-distant-memory-of-some-old-rule-where-the-president-couldnt-just-declare-war-on-anyone-he-wanted/?utm_source=fediverse

Nicki Minaj Strikes Back By Becoming Jewish, Going On Speaking Tour Where She Owns Libs On College Campuses

https://babylonbee.com/news/Nicki-minaj-strikes-back-by-becoming-jewish-going-on-speaking-tour-where-she-owns-kids-on-college-campuses/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Uncover Democrat Plot To Turn Taylor Swift Into An International Pop Star And The Kansas City Chiefs Into A Dynasty So Swift Could Date A Chiefs Player And Leverage The Collective Media Coverage To Get Joe Biden Re-Elected

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-uncover-democrat-plot-to-turn-taylor-swift-into-an-international-pop-star-and-the-kansas-city-chiefs-into-a-dynasty-so-swift-could-date-a-chiefs-player-and-leverage-the-collecti/?utm_source=fediverse

To Protect Against Protesters, Louvre Equips Mona Lisa With Laser Eyes

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-protect-against-climate-protestors-louvre-adds-laser-eyes-to-mona-lisa/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'

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10 Signs You're Poor In A Capitalist Country

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Trump Promises If Elected He Will Ban Taylor Swift From Football Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-if-elected-he-will-ban-taylor-swift-from-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Arrives In Texas To Build A MyPillow Border Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-arrives-in-texas-to-build-a-mypillow-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cleverly-distracts-from-civil-war-by-starting-world-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.'

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-has-kids-just-to-have-someone-to-crush-at-super-smash-bros/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Signs You're Poor In A Capitalist Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-signs-youre-poor-in-a-capitalist-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Promises If Elected He Will Ban Taylor Swift From Football Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-promises-if-elected-he-will-ban-taylor-swift-from-football-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Lindell Arrives In Texas To Build A MyPillow Border Wall

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-lindell-arrives-in-texas-to-build-a-mypillow-border-wall/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Cleverly Distracts From Civil War By Starting World War

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-cleverly-distracts-from-civil-war-by-starting-world-war/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces New 'Trump On Trial' NFT On Sale For $83.3 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-new-trump-on-trial-nft-on-sale-for-833-million/?utm_source=fediverse

Texan Has Been Waiting For This Moment His Whole Life

https://babylonbee.com/news/texan-has-been-waiting-for-this-moment-his-whole-life/?utm_source=fediverse

Court Orders Texas Razor Wire Moved To Ukraine Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/court-orders-texas-razor-wire-moved-to-ukraine-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic Report Reveals Thousands of Journalists Still Have Not Been Laid Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-report-reveals-thousands-of-journalists-still-have-not-been-laid-off/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas Politely Declines Dallas Cowboys' Offer To Send Offensive Line To Guard Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-politely-declines-dallas-cowboys-offer-to-send-offensive-line-to-guard-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic Report Reveals Thousands of Journalists Still Have Not Been Laid Off

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-report-reveals-thousands-of-journalists-still-have-not-been-laid-off/?utm_source=fediverse