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Local Man Thankful Americans Fought Revolutionary War So He Doesn't Have To Call Cookies 'Biscuits'

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Biden Congratulates His Opponent On A Hard-Fought Primary Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-congratulates-his-opponent-on-a-hard-fought-primary-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Raytheon Lowers Flags To Half-Staff After Nikki Haley Drops Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/raytheon-lowers-flags-to-half-staff-after-nikki-haley-drops-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Catches Husband Lusting After Neighbor's Perfectly Manicured Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-catches-husband-lusting-after-neighbors-perfectly-manicured-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Terrifying Examples Of White Rural Rage

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-white-rural-rage-know-the-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

In 9-0 Decision, SCOTUS Rules That The Eagles Could Not Have Carried The Fellowship To Mount Doom

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-9-0-decision-scotus-rules-that-the-eagles-could-not-have-carried-the-fellowship-to-mount-doom/?utm_source=fediverse

New Balance Releases All-In-One Men's Running, Church, Lounge, Hiking, Work, Tennis, Bowling, Date Night Shoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-balance-releases-all-in-one-mens-runningchurchloungehikingworktennisbowlingdate-night-shoes/?utm_source=fediverse

Nikki Haley Now Heavy Favorite Among Lizard People

https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-haley-heavy-favorite-among-lizard-people/?utm_source=fediverse

Bullies At Work Mercilessly Mock Man Who Hasn't Seen 'Dune: Part Two' Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/bullies-at-work-mercilessly-mock-man-who-hasnt-seen-dune-part-two-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

With Instagram Down, Influencer Tradwives Temporarily Forced To Be Actual Tradwives

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-instagram-down-tradwives-temporarily-forced-to-be-actual-tradwives/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Quietly Ask SCOTUS If They Can Ban Biden From Ballot

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-quietly-ask-scotus-if-they-can-ban-biden-from-ballot/?utm_source=fediverse

Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Plan

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Man Struggling To Read Bible As It’s Way Over There On The Shelf

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Study Finds 99% Of Men Pretend To Use The Force When Opening, Closing Automatic Doors

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-99-of-men-use-the-force-when-opening-closing-automatic-doors/?utm_source=fediverse

Texas National Guard Deploys Giant Sandworms On Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-national-guard-deploys-giant-sandworms-on-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientists Suggest Prehistoric Women Were Better At Hunting Than Men Because They’d Talk So Much The Animals Would Just Die

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-suggest-prehistoric-women-were-better-at-hunting-than-men-because-theyd-talk-so-much-the-animals-would-just-die/?utm_source=fediverse

Cast Of 'The View' Unanimously Overturns SCOTUS Decision

https://babylonbee.com/news/cast-of-the-view-unanimously-overturns-scotus-decision/?utm_source=fediverse

In Major Blow To Democracy, Supreme Court Rules Voters Can Vote For Favorite Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-shocking-blow-to-democracy-supreme-court-affirms-voters-can-vote-for-candidate-they-want/?utm_source=fediverse

Mainstream Media Warn If Trump Is Elected He Might Indict His Political Enemies, Imprison Detractors, And Rig Elections In His Favor

https://babylonbee.com/news/mainstream-media-warn-if-trump-is-elected-he-might-indict-his-political-enemies-imprison-detractors-and-rig-elections-in-his-favor/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Awakened From 5-Year Coma Reveals 8 Things She's Most Excited To Check In On

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-awakened-from-5-year-coma-reveals-9-things-shes-most-excited-to-check-in-on/?utm_source=fediverse