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Pastor Confident that His 'State of the Hypostatic Union' Sermon Joke Will Finally Get a Laugh This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-confident-that-his-state-of-the-hypostatic-union-sermon-joke-will-finally-get-a-laugh-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Meteorologists Call For Rain Showers This Weekend And A Slight Chance Of Getting Crushed By A Falling Boeing Airliner Part

https://babylonbee.com/news/meteorologists-call-for-rain-showers-this-weekend-and-a-slight-chance-of-getting-crushed-by-a-falling-boeing-airliner-part/?utm_source=fediverse

40-Year-Old Man Pulls Hamstring While Thinking About Going For A Run

https://babylonbee.com/news/40-year-old-man-pulls-hamstring-while-thinking-about-going-for-a-run/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Aide He Had Strange Dream He Was Talking And People Were Standing And Clapping

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-aides-he-had-strange-dream-he-was-talking-and-people-were-standing-and-clapping/?utm_source=fediverse

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-area-pharmacies-all-out-of-stimulants/?utm_source=fediverse

Dementia Meds Meet Their Match

https://babylonbee.com/news/dementia-meds-meet-match/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Opens State Of The Union By Saying Hello To Dianne Feinstein

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-opens-state-of-the-union-by-saying-hello-to-dianne-feinstein/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Achievements Biden Will Cover Tonight During The State Of The Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-achievements-biden-will-cover-tonight-during-the-state-of-the-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Midwestern Town Considers Adding 4th Crushingly Mediocre Mexican Restaurant

https://babylonbee.com/news/midwestern-town-considers-adding-4th-crushingly-mediocre-mexican-restaurant/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Fitting Marionette Strings To Biden In Preparation For State Of The Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-fitting-marionette-strings-to-biden-ahead-of-state-of-the-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Kicked Out Of Walmart For Not Wearing Pajama Bottoms

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-kicked-out-of-walmart-for-not-wearing-pajama-bottoms/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Sitting In First Class For First Time Pretends He Totally Knows What You're Supposed To Do With Hot Towel

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-sitting-in-first-class-for-first-time-pretends-he-totally-knows-what-youre-supposed-to-do-with-hot-towel/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Explains Security Fence Around Capitol Is To Keep President From Wandering Off Grounds During State Of Union

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-explains-security-fence-around-capitol-is-to-keep-president-from-wandering-off-grounds-during-state-of-union/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Falls Into Crippling Poverty After Single Meal At Five Guys

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-destitute-and-impoverished-after-single-meal-at-five-guys/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Proudly Announces He Has Eliminated Junk Fees For All Migrants Staying In NY Hotels

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-proudly-announces-he-has-eliminated-junk-fees-for-all-migrants-staying-in-ny-hotels/?utm_source=fediverse

With Daniel Penny Arrested, NYC Forced To Deploy National Guard To Protect Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-daniel-penny-arrested-nyc-forced-to-deploy-national-guard-to-protect-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

Doritos Announces New Spokesperson Jared From Subway

https://babylonbee.com/news/doritos-announces-new-spokesperson-jared-from-subway/?utm_source=fediverse

Travis Kelce Wonders If It’s Too Late To Ask Taylor Swift If She’s The One Who Sings 'Wrecking Ball'

https://babylonbee.com/news/travis-kelce-wonders-if-its-too-late-to-ask-taylor-swift-if-shes-the-one-who-sings-wrecking-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

Libertarianism: Pros And Cons

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Op-Ed By David French: ‘Can You Believe People Used To Take Me Seriously?’

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-believe-people-used-to-take-me-seriously---op-ed-by-david-french/?utm_source=fediverse