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In Hilarious April Fools Joke, Congress Announces They Are Working Hard To Serve The American People

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Man Daydreams About Glory Days Of Playing Video Games At The Demo Kiosk While Mom Shopped

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In Desperate Bid To Save Cultural Christianity, Dawkins Dons WWJD Bracelet, Christian Novelty Shirt

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4D Chess: Trump Makes Mar-A-Lago Worth $500 Million By Hanging Up 3 Hunter Biden Paintings

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Biden Condemns Jesus For Rising Again On Trans Day Of Visibility

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Biden Grants Day Of Visibility To Segment Of Population With Most Visibility In All Of Human History

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God Confirms People Who Attend Church Two Days Per Year Can Go To Heaven For Two Days Per Year

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Pontius Pilate Sure Glad That Whole ‘Jesus’ Ordeal Is Done With

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Democrats Issue Nationwide Fetterman Recall

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Study Finds Link Between Happiness And Not Knowing What's Going On With Steven Crowder

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At Manhattan Fundraiser The Boys Reminisce About All The Good Times They Had Together On That Other Island

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Financial Advisor Reminds New Parents It's Never Too Early To Start Saving Up Money For Legos

https://babylonbee.com/news/financial-advisors-tell-expecting-parents-its-never-too-late-to-start-saving-up-money-for-legos/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolute Psychopath Lets Microwave Count Down All The Way To Zero

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In Bonding Moment, Father Teaches Son How To Call Handyman To Fix Faucet

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New All-Female 'Pirates Of The Caribbean' Movie Just Two Hours Of Boats Backing Into Rocks

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-all-female-pirates-of-the-caribbean-movie-just-two-hours-of-boats-backing-into-coral-reefs/?utm_source=fediverse

Aides Wake Biden To Play That Fun 'President' Game Again

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MLB Votes To Add Hip-Drop Tackles To Liven Up The Sport

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Dad Lands Dream Job At Brewery Coming Up With Puns For Naming Beers

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In Last Ditch Attempt To Save Job, Ronna McDaniel Gets Lesbian Haircut

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DeSantis Kicked Out Of Republican Party For Accomplishing Too Many Things

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