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Adam Waits Patiently As Eve Tries On 23 Different Fig Leaves

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Pastor's Popularity Skyrockets After Church Installs 'Skip Intro' Option

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Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-parents-to-transition-their-kids-quickly-before-they-grow-out-of-it/?utm_source=fediverse

New Version Of ‘Guess Who?’ Includes All 437 Genders

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To Regain Popularity, MLB To Allow One Player Per Team To Take Steroids

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Mexican Robots Surge Across Southern Border To Take New Fast Food Jobs In California

https://babylonbee.com/news/mexican-robots-surge-across-southern-border-to-take-new-fast-food-jobs/?utm_source=fediverse

After Asking For Preferred Gender Pronouns, Doctor Asks Patient, 'OK, Now What's Your Actual Gender?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-asking-for-preferred-gender-pronouns-doctor-asks-patient-ok-now-whats-your-actual-gender/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Was Drawn And Quartered For This?!' Thinks Despondent Ghost Of William Wallace In Skies Over Edinburgh

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China Offers To Send 100,000 Soldiers To Taiwan To Assist With Earthquake Cleanup

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Top 1 Great Ideas For Throwing A Gender Reveal Party

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'I Didn't Do That,' Insists Biden After Aides Ask Him Who Colored On The Wall Of The Lincoln Bedroom

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9 Other Groups That Desperately Need Their Own Day Of Visibility

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Civil War Erupts In Southern Town As Two First Baptist Churches Open

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Caitlin Clark Canonized As Saint After Performing Miracle Of Making Women's Basketball Watchable

https://babylonbee.com/news/caitlin-clark-canonized-as-saint-after-performing-miracle-of-making-womens-basketball-watchable/?utm_source=fediverse

Judge Orders Trump To Stop Noticing That The People Trying To Put Him In Jail Are Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-orders-trump-to-stop-noticing-that-the-people-trying-to-put-him-in-jail-are-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

Old Fogies Reminiscing About Good Ol' Days Forget We Have Doritos Locos Tacos Now

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Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt

https://babylonbee.com/news/scottish-parliament-declares-william-wallace-was-a-woman-after-learning-he-wore-a-skirt/?utm_source=fediverse

17 More Babylon Bee Headlines From Bible Times

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Church Of Christ Grand Council Declares Air Guitar OK During Worship

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-of-christ-grand-council-declares-air-guitar-ok-during-worship/?utm_source=fediverse

Lizzo Retires To Spend More Time At Texas Roadhouse Wolfing Down Entire Buckets Of Those Delicious Rolls

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