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House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States

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Biden Claims His Uncle's Heart Was Ripped Out During Human Sacrifice Ritual In India

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Man Sets Himself On Fire To Show How His Side Is The Sane And Rational One

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Megachurch Worship Leaders Frantically Learning New Taylor Swift Songs For Sunday

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10 Other Things Mike Johnson Wants To Fund Before The Border

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Biden Says When It Comes To College Women’s Sports, 'May The Best Man Win'

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-when-it-comes-to-college-womens-sports-may-the-best-man-win/?utm_source=fediverse

‘This Is A Place Of Business, Not Politics,’ Says CEO Of Election Rigging Cartel

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-business-says-ceo-of-election-rigging-cartel/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm Hell Is A Nightclub Where You Keep Yelling That You Want To Go Home But Your Friends Can't Hear You Over How Loud The DJ Is Playing Nicki Minaj For All Eternity

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-hell-is-a-nightclub-where-you-keep-yelling-that-you-want-to-go-home-but-your-friends-cant-hear-you-over-how-loud-the-dj-is-playing-nicki-minaj-for-all-eternity/?utm_source=fediverse

Presbyterian School Expels Student For Smoking Low-Quality Cigars

https://babylonbee.com/news/presbyterian-school-expels-student-for-smoking-low-quality-cigars/?utm_source=fediverse

House Republicans Demand New Speaker Who Will Be Equally Worthless But Maybe With Different Hair Or A Cool Mustache Or Something

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-republicans-demand-new-speaker-who-will-be-equally-worthless-but-in-a-different-way/?utm_source=fediverse

Snopes Journalists Announce Plans To Personally Fact-Check Entire San Francisco Poop Map

https://babylonbee.com/news/snopes-journalists-announce-plans-to-personally-fact-check-entire-san-francisco-poop-map/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Gently Informs Drummer A Triple Bass Pedal Isn't Really Needed For 'Come Thou Fount Of Every Blessing'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-gently-informs-drummer-a-triple-bass-pedal-isnt-really-needed-for-come-thou-fount-of-every-blessing/?utm_source=fediverse

Donald Trump Describes 9 Historical Battles

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Mike Johnson Unzips Skinsuit Revealing He Was Kevin McCarthy All Along

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NPR Says They Always Strive To Feature A Broad Range Of Opinions From Slightly Communist To Very Communist

https://babylonbee.com/news/npr-says-they-always-strive-to-feature-a-broad-range-of-opinions-from-slightly-marxist-to-very-marxist/?utm_source=fediverse

Flight Attendant On A Boeing Gives Presentation On What To Do In The Unlikely Event Of A Safe Landing

https://babylonbee.com/news/flight-attendant-on-a-boeing-gives-presentation-on-what-to-do-in-the-unlikely-event-of-a-safe-landing/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Condemns Trump For Paying Hush Money To Political Liabilities Instead Of Just Killing Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-condemns-trump-for-paying-hush-money-to-political-liabilities-instead-of-just-killing-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Disciples Astonished As Jesus Calms Down Woman Simply By Saying 'Peace! Be Still!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disciples-astonished-as-jesus-calms-down-angry-woman-with-peace-be-still/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Legal Team Skeptical About Impartiality Of Juror Number Six

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-team-skeptical-about-impartiality-of-juror-number-six/?utm_source=fediverse

Andrew Tate Releases Course On How To Be A Manly Stud Under Investigation For Sex Trafficking

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