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L.A. Mayor’s Podium Stolen During News Conference Touting Drop In Crime‬

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-mayors-podium-stolen-during-news-conference-touting-drop-in-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

Archeologists Discover Fake 100 Dollar Bill Gospel Tract Used By Philip The Evangelist

https://babylonbee.com/news/archeologists-discover-fake-100-dollar-bill-gospel-tract-used-by-philip-the-evangelist/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Famous Liberals Explain Why They Oppose Free Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-liberals-explain-why-they-oppose-free-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

'Trump Will Receive A Fair And Impartial Trial,' Says Judge As Construction Crew Builds Gallows Outside Courtroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-lawyers-object-as-construction-crews-already-building-giant-gallows-outside-courtroom/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbia Switches To Online Classes So Jewish Students Can Participate From The Attics Where They Are Hiding

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-switches-to-online-classes-so-jewish-students-can-participate-from-the-attics-where-they-are-hiding/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillsdale College Reports No Violent Antisemitic Protests For 180th Year In A Row

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillsdale-college-reports-no-violent-antisemitic-protests-for-180th-year-in-a-row/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Surefire Ways For Republicans To Win The Female Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-surefire-ways-for-republicans-to-win-the-female-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbia Protestors Clarify They Only Want Death To America After America Is Done Paying Their Student Loans

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-protestors-clarify-they-only-want-death-to-america-after-america-is-done-paying-their-student-loans/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning: DeSantis Unveils Massive Circus Cannon That Will Launch Pro-Hamas Protestors All The Way To Gaza

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-desantis-unveils-massive-circus-cannon-that-will-launch-pro-hamas-protestors-all-the-way-to-gaza/?utm_source=fediverse

'Let's Set Aside Distractions,' Says Worship Leader Surrounded By Lasers And Fog

https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-set-aside-distractions-says-worship-leader-surrounded-by-lasers-and-fog/?utm_source=fediverse

Abraham Pretty Sure This Feud Between Ishmael And Isaac Will Blow Over Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/abraham-pretty-sure-this-feud-between-ishmael-and-isaac-will-blow-over-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Alec Baldwin Tired Of Everyone Screaming ‘Look Out!’ And Diving To The Ground Every Time He Reaches For His Cell Phone

https://babylonbee.com/news/alec-baldwin-tired-of-everyone-screaming-look-out-and-diving-to-the-ground-every-time-he-reaches-for-his-cell-phone/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbia Admins Promise To Carefully Investigate Whether 'Let’s Kill Every Jew We See On Campus' Chant Violates School’s Conduct Policy

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-admins-promise-to-carefully-investigate-whether-lets-kill-every-jew-we-see-on-campus-chant-violates-schools-speech-policy/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Great Benefits Of Being A Pastor's Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-great-benefits-of-being-a-pastors-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Tortured Poets Department' Review: We Usually Love Taylor Swift, But We Question Her Decision To Release An Album That's Just An Hour-Long Recording Of Her Sobbing In The Shower

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-tortured-poets-department-review-we-usually-love-taylor-swift-but-we-question-her-decision-to-release-an-album-thats-just-an-hour-long-recording-of-her-sobbing-in-the-shower/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: This Man Got Married Young And Never Got To Experience Getting Drunk At Bars And Waking Up Hungover With A New STD Every Morning

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-this-man-got-married-young-and-never-got-to-experience-getting-drunk-at-bars-and-waking-up-hungover-with-a-new-std-every-morning/?utm_source=fediverse

Historians Uncover Hitler’s Hamas Headscarf

https://babylonbee.com/news/historians-uncover-hitlers-hamas-headscarf/?utm_source=fediverse

Columbia University Students Reject A Two-Campus Solution

https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-university-students-reject-a-two-campus-solution/?utm_source=fediverse

Impressive: 6th-Grade Furry Already Barking At 9th-Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/impressive-6th-grade-furry-already-barking-at-9th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

America Honors Earth Day By Recycling Used Presidential Candidates

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-honors-earth-day-by-recycling-its-used-presidential-candidates/?utm_source=fediverse