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Ilhan Omar Paraglides Into Columbia Campus To Lead Protests

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Boy David Condemned For Violently Attacking Peaceful Palestinian Giant

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Israel Withdraws From Gaza After Learning Of Protest By 19-Year-Old Fine Arts Major Roxy Barnett

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The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes

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8 Handy Tricks Women Can Use To Beat Trans Athletes

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‘Why Do I Feel So Far From God?’ Says Man Scrolling Through X, Binging Netflix Simultaneously

https://babylonbee.com/news/why-do-i-feel-so-far-from-god-says-man-scrolling-through-x-binging-netflix-simultaneously/?utm_source=fediverse

Palestine Protesters Scatter As Riot Police Charge In With Sticks Of Deodorant

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Clever College Students Figure Out It’s Not Racist To Call For The Murder Of All Jews If You Just Call Them 'Zionists'

https://babylonbee.com/news/clever-college-students-figure-out-its-not-racist-to-call-for-the-murder-of-all-jews-if-you-just-call-them-zionists/?utm_source=fediverse

First 58 Minutes Of Men’s Bible Study Hour Spent Discussing Best Bait For Rainbow Trout

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In Act Of Sacrificial Love For His Family, Man Mows Lawn In Peace And Quiet On Sunny Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-act-of-sacrificial-love-for-his-family-man-mows-lawn-in-peace-and-quiet-on-bright-sunny-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Corporate Recruiter Scouts Ivy League University For Entitled Antisemitic Communists With $200k In Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/corporate-recruiter-scouts-ivy-league-university-for-entitled-antisemitic-communists-with-200k-in-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Israel Must End Its Illegal Occupation!’ Cry People Staging Illegal Occupation

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8 Changes Biden Made To Title IX

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Hamas Thanks College Student Supporters By Promising Them A Quick Death During Global Intifada

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CEO Tim Cook Straps On Apple Vision Pro To Enjoy Alternate Reality In Which People Buy Apple Vision Pro

https://babylonbee.com/news/ceo-tim-cook-straps-on-apple-vision-pro-to-enjoy-alternate-reality-in-which-people-buy-apple-vision-pro/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple Feeling Led To Church With Free Childcare, Movie Theater, Day Spa

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Sad: College Student So Caught Up Harassing Jews He Forgot About Term Paper On Inclusion

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-college-student-so-caught-up-harassing-jews-he-forgot-about-term-paper-on-inclusion/?utm_source=fediverse

Arizona Indicts Trump Allies For Questioning Election Results While Republican

https://babylonbee.com/news/arizona-trump-allies-indicted-for-questioning-election-results-while-republican/?utm_source=fediverse

Asian Kid Who Actually Went To Columbia To Learn Gettin' Real Sick Of This Crap

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10 Famous Presidential Quotes If All Presidents Spoke Like Joe Biden

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