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TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-aoc-announces-she-was-killed-during-nypd-raid-at-columbia-and-is-dead-once-again/?utm_source=fediverse

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police/?utm_source=fediverse

History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Highly Effective Ways To Remove Protesters From Your Campus

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-remove-protesters-from-your-campus/?utm_source=fediverse

UCLA Replaces Student IDs With New Fashionable Identifying Armbands

https://babylonbee.com/news/ucla-replaces-student-ids-with-new-fashionable-identifying-armbands/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Like Coldplay,' Man Says In Powerful Coming Out Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-like-coldplay-man-says-in-powerful-coming-out-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Leaders Get Russell Brand Up To Speed On Christian Theology With 'VeggieTales' Marathon

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-leaders-get-russell-brand-up-to-speed-on-christian-theology-with-veggietales-marathon/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Of Tumbleweeds Excitedly Makes Trip To Biden Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-of-tumbleweeds-excitedly-makes-trip-to-biden-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump: 'It's Time For Us To Put Aside Our Differences And Unite With Ron DePoopypants'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-it-is-time-for-us-to-put-aside-our-differences-and-unite-with-ron-tard-destinkus/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Indoctrinated Woke Extremists Destroy Woke Extremist Indoctrination Center

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-indoctrinated-woke-extremists-destroy-woke-extremist-indoctrination-center/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Introduces Himself To Next-Door Neighbors Who Just Recently Moved In 9 Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-introduces-himself-to-next-door-neighbors-who-just-recently-moved-in-nine-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Essential Life Skills Your Kid Will Learn At An Ivy League University

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Report: You've Gone Weeks Without Having The 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS Jingle Stuck In Your Head. Great Job. Keep It Up!

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Russell Brand's Christianity Called Into Question After Revelation He Has Not Yet Memorized The Lyrics Of DC Talk's 'Jesus Freak'

https://babylonbee.com/news/russell-brands-christianity-called-into-question-after-revelation-he-has-not-yet-memorized-the-lyrics-of-dc-talks-jesus-freak/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Drops Support For Pro-Palestine Protestors After Realizing How Bad Their Hair Smells

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-drops-support-for-pro-palestine-protestors-after-realizing-how-bad-their-hair-smells/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Not So Worried About Communist Takeover After College Leftists Defeated By Banana

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-not-so-worried-about-communist-takeover-after-college-leftists-defeated-by-banana/?utm_source=fediverse

To Avoid Falling, Biden To Traverse Lawn In Giant Hamster Ball

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-avoid-falling-biden-to-traverse-lawn-in-giant-hamster-ball/?utm_source=fediverse

Kristi Noem Clarifies Killing Puppies Makes Up Only 3% Of What She Does

https://babylonbee.com/news/kristi-noems-approval-skyrockets-among-serial-killers-cats/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'm Sorry I Have To Do This,' Says Kristi Noem Pumping Shotgun After Puppy Playfully Barks At Mailman

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-sorry-i-have-to-do-this-says-kristi-noem-pumping-shotgun-after-puppy-playfully-barks-at-mailman/?utm_source=fediverse

After Learning She Killed Her Puppy, Dr. Fauci Endorses Kristi Noem

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-learning-she-killed-her-puppy-dr-fauci-endorses-kristi-noem/?utm_source=fediverse