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Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump

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Vance Dons Helmet And Body Armor In Preparation To Run With Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/vance-dons-helmet-and-body-armor-in-preparation-to-run-with-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Worried Her Eyebrows Aren’t Stupid Enough

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JD Vance Horrified To Learn He Must Now Use Truth Social

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-horrified-to-learn-he-must-now-use-truth-social/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Vows To Find Out What Went Wrong At The Trump Rally As Soon As They Figure Out Who Left Cocaine In The White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-vows-to-find-out-what-went-wrong-at-the-trump-rally-as-soon-as-they-figure-out-who-left-cocaine-in-the-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Tells Americans That We Must Eliminate Political Violence And Donald Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-tells-americans-that-we-must-eliminate-political-violence-and-also-donald-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Beefs Up Trump’s Security With Squad Of Blind Midgets

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-beefs-up-trumps-security-with-squad-of-disabled-midgets/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Order Flags To Be Flown At Half-Staff As Trump Still Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-order-flags-to-be-flown-at-half-staff-as-trump-still-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Wonders If Perhaps They’ve Been Investigating The Wrong People This Whole Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-wonders-if-perhaps-theyve-been-investigating-the-wrong-people/?utm_source=fediverse

How CNN Reported 7 Famous Assassinations Throughout History

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-cnn-reported-on-7-famous-assassinations/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-inciting-assassination-attempt/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Safe, Leaving Only One Dead Candidate

https://babylonbee.com/news/update-trump-safe-keeping-number-of-presidential-candidates-who-are-dead-at-1/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN: 'Clumsy Trump Hits Head On Bullet'

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Party That Called Trump 'Hitler' For 8 Years Shocked As Someone Tries To Assassinate Him

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AW HECK YEAH: This Kid Ignored His Mom Telling Him Not To Stand By Microwave And Now He Has Sweet Mutant Powers

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-heck-yeah-this-kid-ignored-his-mom-telling-him-not-to-stand-by-microwave-and-now-he-has-sweet-mutant-powers/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Really Starting To Wonder Which 'Putin' He Gave That Tactical Nuke To

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-really-starting-to-wonder-which-putin-he-gave-that-tactical-nuke-to/?utm_source=fediverse

'UGH, I Have Too Many Things On My Calendar,' Says Wife Who Put Too Many Things On Her Calendar

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-i-have-too-many-things-on-my-calendar-says-wife-who-put-too-many-things-on-her-calendar/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That Democracy Will Cease If One Of The Two Major Political Parties That Have Existed For 170 Years Wins In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-that-democracy-would-cease-if-one-of-the-two-major-political-parties-that-have-existed-for-170-years-wins-in-november/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden's Popularity Skyrockets After He Announces Trump Is His VP

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-popularity-skyrockets-after-he-announces-trump-is-his-vp/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate Democrats Ask Buffalo Guy If He Can Stage Another Insurrection

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-democrats-ask-maga-voters-to-stage-another-insurrection/?utm_source=fediverse