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Insiders Confirm That Trump's Speech Tonight Will Include Numerous, Unpredictable, And Randomly Spaced Rapid Head Turns

https://babylonbee.com/news/insiders-confirm-that-trumps-speech-tonight-will-include-numerous-unpredictable-and-randomly-spaced-rapid-head-turns/?utm_source=fediverse

Friend Assures You TV Show Gets Really Good If You Can Just Push Through 9 Bad Seasons

https://babylonbee.com/news/friend-assures-you-tv-show-gets-really-good-if-you-can-just-push-through-9-bad-seasons/?utm_source=fediverse

New White House Doctor Sadly Informs Biden Only Cure For COVID Is Euthanasia

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-sadly-informs-biden-only-cure-for-covid-is-euthanasia/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Concerned It’s Going To Be Harder Than Usual To Blow This Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-concerned-that-its-going-to-be-harder-than-usual-to-blow-this-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Leaders Make Tough Decision To Place Biden On Hospice Following COVID Diagnosis

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-leaders-make-tough-decision-to-place-biden-on-hospice-following-covid-diagnosis/?utm_source=fediverse

85 Minutes Into Rules Explanation, Man Regrets Agreeing To Play Friend's Fun New Board Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/85-minutes-into-rules-explanation-man-regrets-agreeing-to-play-one-of-friends-new-board-games/?utm_source=fediverse

Goliath Claims He Only Lost Because He Fought David On Slightly Sloped Surface

https://babylonbee.com/news/goliath-claims-he-only-lost-because-he-was-fighting-david-on-slightly-sloped-surface/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Be A Secret Service Agent? Here Are The 12 Job Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-be-a-secret-service-agent-here-are-the-12-job-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Concerned As RNC Opens With Incantation to Cthulhu

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-concerned-as-rnc-opens-with-incantation-to-cthulhu/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Reveals Head of Trump Security Was Chief Wiggum

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-reveals-head-of-trump-security-was-chief-wiggum/?utm_source=fediverse

Absolute Rebel Concertgoer Refuses To Put His Hands Together And Make Some Noise

https://babylonbee.com/news/absolute-rebel-concertgoer-refuses-to-put-his-hands-together-and-make-some-noise/?utm_source=fediverse

Senator Menendez Asks Judge How Many Gold Bars It Would Take To Make This Bribery Conviction Disappear

https://babylonbee.com/news/senator-menendez-asks-judge-how-many-gold-bars-it-would-take-to-make-this-bribery-conviction-disappear/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Disappointed Nurse Didn’t Give Him The Dinosaur Bandage

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-disappointed-nurse-didnt-give-him-the-dinosaur-bandage/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Let’s Settle This At The Ballot Box,’ Says Party That Tried To Kick Trump Off Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/lets-settle-this-at-the-ballot-box-says-party-that-tried-to-kick-trump-off-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

In Lieu Of Raise, Pastor Given A Generous 3 Extra Hours Of Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-raise-pastor-generously-given-3-extra-hours-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

'Welp, Nothing We Can Do Now,' Sighs Secret Service After Assassin Climbs On Modestly-Sloped Roof

https://babylonbee.com/news/welp-nothing-we-can-do-now-sighs-secret-service-after-assassin-climbs-on-modestly-sloped-roof/?utm_source=fediverse

Nike Signs 82-Year-Old Ethel Jenkins To $12 Million Pickleball Endorsement Deal

https://babylonbee.com/news/nike-signs-ethel-jenkins-82-to-12-million-pickleball-endorsement-deal/?utm_source=fediverse

Secret Service Director Assures Nation She Wasn't Trying To Get Trump Killed, She's Just Extremely Incompetent

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-service-director-assures-nation-she-wasnt-trying-to-get-trump-killed-shes-just-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Think Women Can't Do The Job? Here Are 12 Benefits Of Lady Secret Service Agents

https://babylonbee.com/news/still-think-women-cant-do-the-job-here-are-12-benefits-of-lady-secret-service-agents/?utm_source=fediverse

Political Analysts Predict Winner Of The Presidential Race Will Probably Be The One Who Survives Till November

https://babylonbee.com/news/political-analysts-agree-the-winner-of-the-presidential-race-will-probably-be-the-one-who-survives-till-november/?utm_source=fediverse