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Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire

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David French Says To Save Masculinity, He Will Now Transition To Female

https://babylonbee.com/news/david-french-says-to-save-masculinity-he-will-now-transition-to-female/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Clarifies That He Is Not Stealing Valor, Just Redistributing It

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-clarifies-that-he-is-not-stealing-valor-just-redistributing-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Video Of Massive Kamala Harris Crowd Appears To Have Been Filmed In 'The Sims'

https://babylonbee.com/news/video-of-massive-kamala-harris-crowd-appears-to-have-been-filmed-in-the-sims/?utm_source=fediverse

'You're Gonna Be A Perpetual WHAT?' Joseph Asks Mary On Wedding Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-gonna-be-a-perpetual-what-joseph-asks-mary-on-wedding-night/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-fix-things-if-you-vote-me-into-office-says-woman-currently-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Social Media Posts That Will Now Get You Arrested In Britian

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-social-media-posts-that-can-now-get-you-arrested-in-britian/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: This Band Is Still Playing Ska And No One Has The Heart To Tell Them Ska Died 20 Years Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-this-band-is-still-playing-ska-and-no-one-has-the-heart-to-tell-them-ska-died-20-years-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Campaign Wondering If It's Supposed To Be Doing Something Right Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-campaign-wondering-if-its-supposed-to-be-doing-something-right-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds All Men Want Is To Be Involved On An Adventure Where They Get To Blow The Dust Off Of An Ancient Map

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-all-men-want-is-to-be-involved-on-an-adventure-where-they-get-to-blow-the-dust-off-of-an-ancient-map/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Buys The United Kingdom To Establish Free Speech There

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-buys-the-united-kingdom-to-establish-free-speech-there/?utm_source=fediverse

U.K. Issues Arrest Warrant For Social Media User '@Real_PopeFranci$' Over Use Of Gay Slurs

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-issues-arrest-warrant-for-social-media-user-realpopefranci-over-continued-use-of-gay-slurs/?utm_source=fediverse

Construction Superintendent Arrives On Site To Point And Nod At Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/construction-superintendent-arrives-on-site-to-point-and-nod-at-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Asks Guy Guarding Tomb Of Unknown Soldier Why He Doesn’t Just Desert Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-asks-guy-guarding-tomb-of-unknown-soldier-why-he-doesnt-just-desert-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Do You Have What It Takes To Be A Pastor? Here Are 9 Qualifications

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-you-have-what-it-takes-to-be-a-pastor-here-are-9-qualifications/?utm_source=fediverse

Pizza Hut Begins Construction On Future Protestant Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/pizza-hut-begins-construction-on-future-protestant-church/?utm_source=fediverse

In Latest Bond Film, 007 Tasked With Taking Down 83-Year-Old British Grandma Who Shared Inaccurate Meme

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-latest-bond-film-007-tasked-with-taking-down-83-year-old-british-grandma-who-shared-inaccurate-meme/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Heads To Public Pool For Relaxing Day Splashing In Other People's Urine

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Russia Sends Troops To Liberate Oppressed British People From Communist Rule

https://babylonbee.com/news/russia-sends-troops-to-liberate-oppressed-british-people-from-communist-rule/?utm_source=fediverse