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Sean Astin Goes Campaigning In The Dead Marshes To Register New Democrat Voters

https://babylonbee.com/news/sean-astin-goes-campaigning-in-the-dead-marshes-to-register-new-democrat-voters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-suggests-americans-struggling-to-make-ends-meet-just-try-sleeping-with-their-boss/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Bummed To Realize That All He Had To Do To Stay In Race Was Not Show Up To Debate And Never Speak To Reporters Ever

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-bummed-to-realize-that-all-he-had-to-do-to-stay-in-race-was-not-answer-questions-or-speak-to-reporters/?utm_source=fediverse

'Help! I'm Being Bullied!' Yells Imane Khelif While Holding Woman In Headlock And Punching Her In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/help-im-being-bullied-yells-imane-khelif-while-holding-woman-in-headlock-and-punching-her-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Taliban Holds Parade In Honor Of Kamala's Achievements In Afghanistan

https://babylonbee.com/news/taliban-holds-parade-in-honor-of-kamalas-achievements-in-afghanistan/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Maps Adds New 'Traveling With Kids' Option That Automatically Schedules Stops At Every Single Restroom Along Route

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-adds-new-traveling-with-kids-option-that-automatically-schedules-stops-at-every-single-restroom-along-route/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Basics For Keeping Kids Alive When Your Wife Makes You Babysit Your Own Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-guide-10-basics-for-keeping-kids-alive-when-your-wife-makes-you-babysit-your-own-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

James O'Keefe Goes Undercover As Bottle Of Wine To Score Interview With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-goes-undercover-as-bottle-of-wine-to-score-interview-with-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Takes Commanding Lead In Poll Of People Who've Recently Been Hit In Head With Giant Rubber Mallet

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-takes-commanding-lead-in-poll-of-people-whove-recently-been-hit-in-head-with-giant-rubber-mallet/?utm_source=fediverse

God Wondering How Many Israelites He Needs To Smite For Worshiping Idols Before They Get The Message

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-wondering-how-many-israelites-he-needs-to-smite-for-worshiping-idols-before-they-get-the-message/?utm_source=fediverse

After Two Weeks With Kamala, Tim Walz Announces He Has Signed Back Up With National Guard And Requested Deployment To Iraq

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-two-weeks-with-kamala-tim-walz-announces-he-has-signed-back-up-with-national-guard-and-requested-deployment-to-iraq/?utm_source=fediverse

Israelites Say They'll Stick With Manna After Jack In The Box Location Opens In Wilderness

https://babylonbee.com/news/israelites-say-theyll-stick-with-manna-after-jack-in-the-box-location-opens-in-wilderness/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Clever Ways To Get Out Of Helping The Poor

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-clever-ways-to-get-out-of-helping-the-poor/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet Brynleigh, The White House Intern Running The Country Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-brynleigh-the-white-house-intern-running-the-country-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Tells Of Time He Valiantly Fought Off The Xenomorph Queen With Nothing But A Power Loader Exosuit

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-tells-of-time-he-heroically-fought-off-the-xenomorph-queen-with-nothing-but-a-loading-dock-exosuit/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Confirms Most Of Grown Man's Life Spent Looking For Tape Measure

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-confirms-most-of-grown-mans-life-spent-looking-for-tape-measure/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala's Team Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'We Decline Your Request For An Interview'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-team-releases-new-campaign-slogan-we-decline-your-request-for-an-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

Insane Conspiracy Theorist Thinks Biden Still Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/insane-conspiracy-theorist-thinks-biden-still-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

California Passes Law Requiring People Fail A U.S. Civics Exam To Be Eligible To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-passes-law-requiring-people-fail-a-us-civics-exam-to-be-eligible-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Clear Advantages Of Sending Your Kid To Government Schools

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-clear-advantages-of-sending-your-kid-to-government-schools/?utm_source=fediverse