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White House Responds To Haitian Immigrant Crisis By Airdropping Crates Of Cats Into Springfield, OH

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-responds-to-haitian-immigrant-crisis-by-airdropping-crates-of-cats-into-springfield-oh/?utm_source=fediverse

5 Weeks Into Homeschooling, Parents Google ‘Military Boarding Schools’

https://babylonbee.com/news/5-weeks-into-homeschooling-parents-google-military-boarding-schools/?utm_source=fediverse

‘We’re Republicans And We’re Voting For Kamala,’ Say Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-republicans-and-were-voting-for-kamala-say-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

Delilah Regrets Asking Samson Where He Gets His Strength After He Launches Into 5-Hour Lecture On Carnivore Diet

https://babylonbee.com/news/delilah-regrets-asking-samson-where-he-gets-his-strength-after-he-launches-into-5-hour-lecture-on-carnivore-diet/?utm_source=fediverse

Mola Ram Says He Has Found No Evidence To Support Trump’s Claim Of Heart-Ripping Ceremonies Taking Place Within Temple Of Doom

https://babylonbee.com/news/mola-ram-says-he-has-found-no-evidence-to-support-trumps-claim-of-heart-ripping-ceremonies-taking-place-within-temple-of-doom/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Getting That Sinking Feeling Wife Comparing Him To Boaz Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-that-sinking-feeling-as-wife-starts-comparing-him-to-boaz-again/?utm_source=fediverse

In Brief Moment Of Lucidity, Biden Endorses Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-brief-moment-of-lucidity-biden-endorses-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Fact Checks Last Night's Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-fact-checks-last-nights-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Solomon Disappointed As Wife Saying 'Come, Taste My Choice Fruits' Actually Meant Apples From Garden

https://babylonbee.com/news/solomon-disappointed-as-wife-saying-come-taste-my-choice-fruits-actually-meant-apples-from-garden/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Assures Americans That Migrants Haven’t Killed Any Cats, Just Women And Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-assures-americans-that-migrants-havent-killed-any-cats-just-women-and-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Who Made Career Singing About Her Bad Decisions Endorses Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-made-career-singing-about-her-bad-decisions-endorses-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats To Replace Kamala On Ballot With ABC Moderators

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-to-replace-kamala-on-ballot-with-abc-moderators/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Jumps 30 Points In The Polls After Telling Kamala Harris To Be Quiet

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-jumps-30-points-in-the-polls-after-telling-kamala-harris-to-be-quiet/?utm_source=fediverse

Moderators Call Timeout To Huddle And Discuss Strategy With Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/moderators-call-timeout-to-huddle-and-discuss-strategy-with-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Charles Wesley Kicking Himself For Not Realizing He Could Just Repeat Worship Chorus 20 Times And Call It A Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/charles-wesley-kicking-himself-for-not-realizing-he-could-just-repeat-worship-chorus-20-times-and-call-it-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Team Reveals Debate Strategy: Trump Will Cede All His Time To Kamala And Then Quietly Play With His Tamagotchi

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-team-reveals-debate-strategy-trump-will-cede-all-his-time-to-kamala-and-then-quietly-play-with-his-tamagotchi/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Better Uses Of Your Time Than Watching The Debate

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-better-uses-of-your-time-than-watching-tonights-debate/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Get FREE MONEY With This Viral Bank Withdrawal Glitch

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-get-free-money-with-this-viral-bank-withdrawal-glitch/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Eagerly Anticipates Two Brightest Minds In Country Meeting In Respectful, Productive Dialogue

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-eagerly-anticipates-two-brightest-minds-in-country-to-meeting-in-respectful-productive-dialogue/?utm_source=fediverse

Ohio Cats Take To The Streets To Protest Immigration

https://babylonbee.com/news/ohio-cats-take-to-the-streets-to-protest-haitian-immigration/?utm_source=fediverse