The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-promises-next-trump-assassin-will-be-a-woman-of-color/?utm_source=fediverse

Here Are 9 AI-Generated Deep Fakes Of Gavin Newsom That Are Illegal To Share In California

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-9-ai-generated-deep-fakes-of-gavin-newsom-that-are-illegal-to-share-in-california/?utm_source=fediverse

'You Accept All Cookies Into Your Browser, But Do You Accept All Of Jesus Into Your Heart?' - OpEd By Chet Skatington

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-accept-all-cookies-into-your-browser-but-do-you-accept-all-of-jesus-into-your-heart---oped-by-chet-skatington/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Was Born Into A Middle Class Family,' Explains Wife When Husband Asks Why The Car Is On Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-was-born-into-a-middle-class-family-explains-wife-when-husband-asks-why-the-car-is-on-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Dodges Falling Piano, Swinging Death Blade, Spiked Pitfall Trap On Way To Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-dodges-falling-piano-swinging-death-blade-spiked-pitfall-trap-on-way-to-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

Hezbollah Starting To Think They Shouldn't Have Gotten Pagers From Levi Goldbraumstein's Pager Emporium

https://babylonbee.com/news/hezbollah-starting-to-think-they-shouldnt-have-gotten-pagers-from-levi-goldbraumsteins-pager-emporium/?utm_source=fediverse

Furious Gavin Newsom Bans A.I. Images After Getting Tricked Into Thinking Pic Of Trump As A Mer-Man Was Real

https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-gavin-newsom-bans-ai-images-after-getting-tricked-into-thinking-pic-of-trump-as-a-mer-man-was-real/?utm_source=fediverse

BREAKING: Israel Kills Thousands More Terrorists With Exploding '200 Free Hours of AOL' CDs

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-israel-kills-another-thousand-terrorists-with-exploding-200-free-hours-of-aol-cds/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Great Investments To Help You Survive A Kamala Harris Administration

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-great-investments-to-help-you-survive-a-kamala-harris-administration/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Says We May Never Know The Motivation Of The Would-Be Trump Assassin Who Was A Biden-Harris Supporter And Donated To Democrats 20 Times

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-says-we-may-never-know-the-motivation-of-the-would-be-trump-assassin-who-was-a-biden-harris-supporter-and-donated-to-democrats-20-times/?utm_source=fediverse

Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes

https://babylonbee.com/news/rashida-tlaib-uninjured-after-her-pager-mysteriously-explodes/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Spends Entire Workout Finding Right Podcast To Listen To

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-spends-entire-workout-finding-right-podcast-to-listen-to/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Clinton Says First Amendment Is Russian Disinformation

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-clinton-says-first-amendment-is-russian-disinformation/?utm_source=fediverse

After Reading Headlines, Pope Sentences Babylon Bee Writers To 7 Trillion Years In Purgatory

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-reading-headlines-pope-sentences-babylon-bee-writers-to-7-trillion-years-in-purgatory/?utm_source=fediverse

Merrick Garland Warns If Anyone Insults Migrants Again He Will Call In Another Bomb Threat

https://babylonbee.com/news/merrick-garland-warns-if-anyone-insults-migrants-again-he-will-call-in-another-bomb-threat/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Express Relief That Hitler Is OK

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-express-relief-that-hitler-is-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy At British Restaurant Not Sure If Chef Messed Up His Meal Or If It's Just Supposed To Taste Bad

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-in-british-restaurant-not-sure-if-chef-messed-up-his-meal-or-if-its-just-supposed-to-taste-bad/?utm_source=fediverse

Vatican Installs 'Heresy Jar' In Pope's Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/vatican-installs-heresy-jar-in-popes-office/?utm_source=fediverse

11 New Security Measures The Trump Campaign Will Be Implementing After Assassination Attempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-new-security-measures-the-trump-campaign-will-be-implementing/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No! Tim Walz Just Waved So Hard His Arms Flew Off!

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-tim-walz-just-waved-so-hard-his-arms-flew-off/?utm_source=fediverse