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New Poll Shows Kamala With Huge Lead Among Deranged Assassin Demographic

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Genius: Trump Responds To $150,000 Bounty On His Head By Offering Would-Be Assassins $150,001 To Not Kill Him

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Shout For Joy! Here Are The Top 10 Verses From The New Kamala Harris Bible Translation

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Chicago Sports Fan Glad White Sox Are Almost Done And Oh No Now It's Bears Season

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Dang It! Wife Cleans Out Junk Drawer And Now Husband Can’t Find Any Dried Out Markers Or Broken Rubber Bands

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Ohio Restaurant Unveils New Pumpkin Spice Cat

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'We Can't Afford Another Four Years Of This!' Shouts Running Mate Of Candidate Who Has Been Leading Country For Four Years

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Here Are The Remaining 10 Celebrities Who Haven't Endorsed Kamala Harris

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Jill Biden Becomes First Female President

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Oprah Releases Moving 1-Hour Special On Dangers Of Alcohol Abuse

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Worship Leader Confident He Can Write Better Song Than Anything In Dusty Old Hymnal

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Tearful Baseball Fan Asks God Why Ohtani Has To Play For Dodgers

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Manhunt Underway After Lubed-Up Diddy Slips Out From Between Prison Bars

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15 Seconds Into Kamala Harris Interview, Oprah Decides To Endorse Trump

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California Police Raid Seizes Over 2,000 Memes

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Governor Abbott Declares Texas Sanctuary State For Memers

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Report: Perfect Church Ruined After Being Attended By Human Being

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Media Worried That Constant Trump Assassination Attempts Might Distract From Plight Of Illegal Immigrants

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'Pizza, Ravioli, Spaghetti, Mamma Mia!' Says Kamala Harris In Mario Hat And Mustache While Addressing Crowd Of Italians

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No One Notices As Entire Cast Of 'The View' Replaced With Shrieking Feral Pigs

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