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Holy Spirit Fails To Arrive After Worship Leader Only Repeats Chorus Five Times

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For Safety, Trump To Give Butler Speech In Mandalorian Helmet

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-safety-trump-to-give-butler-speech-in-mandalorian-armor/?utm_source=fediverse

FEMA Arrests Noah For Running Unauthorized Flood Rescue Operation

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Ken Ham Arrives In Ark To Rescue Flood Victims

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Rejoice! The Tim Walz Bible Translation Has Arrived And Here Are The Top 10 Verses

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Ozzy Osbourne Endorses Presidential Candidate But No One Could Understand Which One

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Drowning Hurricane Victim Relieved As Rescue Chopper Drops $750 Check

https://babylonbee.com/news/drowning-hurricane-victim-relieved-as-rescue-chopper-drops-750-check/?utm_source=fediverse

Bugs Bunny Banned From Baseball Hall of Fame Due to Performance Enhancing Carrot Use

https://babylonbee.com/news/bugs-bunny-banned-from-baseball-hall-of-fame-due-to-performance-enhancing-carrot-use/?utm_source=fediverse

FEMA Generously Offers Hurricane Victims A ‘Jelly Of The Month’ Membership

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Shocker: European Supermodel Who Married Billionaire Reality Star May Not Actually Be Conservative

https://babylonbee.com/news/shocker-european-supermodel-who-married-billionaire-reality-star-may-not-actually-be-conservative/?utm_source=fediverse

All Charges Dropped After Diddy Claims He's Just A Knucklehead

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Trembling, Bleeding Spokeswoman Issues Statement Denying That Doug Emhoff Would Ever Hit Anyone

https://babylonbee.com/news/trembling-bleeding-spokeswoman-issues-statement-denying-that-doug-emhoff-would-ever-hit-anyone/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Torn Between Working From Home And Being Interrupted By Kids And Working At Office And Being Interrupted By Coworkers

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Can You Spot All The Signs Of Toxic Masculinity In This Picture Of JD Vance?

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Ron Paul Decorates For Halloween By Putting Spooky National Debt Counter In Front Yard

https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-paul-decorates-for-halloween-by-putting-national-debt-counter-in-front-yard/?utm_source=fediverse

FEMA Reports They Spent All The Taxpayer Funding On A Sweet PowerPoint Presentation About Racial Equity

https://babylonbee.com/news/fema-reports-they-spent-all-the-taxpayer-funding-on-a-sweet-powerpoint-presentation-about-racial-equity/?utm_source=fediverse

Ayatollah Frantically Googles 'How To Build Iron Dome Thingy FAST'

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Tim Walz Polling Strong Among Men Who Choose Middle Urinal

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-polling-strong-among-men-who-choose-middle-urinal/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You An Unathletic Oaf Who Gets Winded Going Up A Single Flight Of Stairs? Why Pickleball Might Be For You

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-an-unathletic-oaf-who-gets-winded-going-up-a-single-flight-of-stairs-why-pickleball-may-be-the-sport-for-you/?utm_source=fediverse

North Carolina Asks Zelensky For $100 Billion In U.S. Funding

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-carolina-asks-zelensky-for-100-billion-in-us-funding/?utm_source=fediverse