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Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal Gets Stuck

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Moses Double-Checks Tablet And Yep, Sure Enough, 'Don't Melt Gold Down Into A Calf And Bow Down And Worship It' Is Pretty Much The First Rule On There

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-double-checks-tablet-and-yep-sure-enough-dont-melt-gold-down-into-a-calf-and-bow-down-and-worship-it-is-pretty-much-the-first-rule-on-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges

https://babylonbee.com/news/giddy-dick-cheney-joins-democrat-party-after-hearing-they-get-to-shoot-people-at-gun-ranges/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Buys Clean, Non-Toxic Deodorant So He Can Smell Like Sandalwood And Also B.O.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-buys-clean-non-toxic-deodorant-so-he-can-smell-like-sandalwood-and-also-bo/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-begins-pre-bedtime-ritual-of-chilling-feet-in-freezer/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-images-of-trump-that-newsweek-is-warning-might-be-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Chandler Condemns Republicans For Cleverly Winning Christian Vote By Coming Out Against Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-chandler-condemns-republicans-for-cleverly-winning-christian-vote-by-coming-out-against-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

Bilbo Baggins Stumps Gollum In Contest Of Riddles By Asking 'What Is A Woman?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bilbo-baggins-stumps-gollum-in-contest-of-riddles-by-asking-what-is-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: 3-Year-Old Homeschooler Hasn't Even Read 'War and Peace' Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-3-year-old-homeschooler-hasnt-even-read-war-and-peace-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Investigation Reveals Trump’s Role In 'Home Alone 2' Was Staged

https://babylonbee.com/news/investigation-reveals-trumps-role-in-home-alone-2-was-staged/?utm_source=fediverse

‘You’re At The Wrong Town Hall,’ Snaps Kamala At Citizen Trying To Ask Her A Question

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-at-the-wrong-town-hall-snaps-kamala-at-citizen-trying-to-ask-her-a-question/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump To Host New Season Of 'Dirty Jobs'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-to-host-new-season-of-dirty-jobs/?utm_source=fediverse

Would-Be Trump Assassin Found Hiding In PlayPlace

https://babylonbee.com/news/would-be-trump-assassin-found-hiding-in-playplace/?utm_source=fediverse

Disaster As Tim Walz Accidentally Signals Boeing 747 To Land At Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-as-tim-walz-accidentally-signals-boeing-747-to-land-at-rally/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Reasons You Can Totally Trust The Government With Your Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-reasons-you-can-totally-trust-the-government-with-your-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Lose Faith In God As Dodgers, Yankees Move On To World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-lose-faith-in-god-as-dodgers-yankees-move-on-to-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

Sixth Woman Added To Cast Of 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/sixth-woman-added-to-cast-of-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate Kamala Plans Photo Op At Long John Silver's

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-kamala-plans-photo-op-at-long-john-silvers/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Even Dominion Machines Refusing To Vote For Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-even-dominion-machines-refusing-to-vote-for-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Forced To Cancel Campaign Rallies For Next Two Weeks As Time Off Request Denied By McDonald’s Manager

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-forced-to-cancel-campaign-rallies-for-next-two-weeks-as-time-off-request-denied-by-mcdonalds-manager/?utm_source=fediverse