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Scientists Announce Megyn Kelly Now Officially Aging In Reverse

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-announce-megyn-kelly-now-officially-aging-in-reverse/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Helicopter Either Saying To Go Outside And Help Look For Missing Old Guy Or Lock Your Doors And Stay Inside Because There's A Serial Killer On Your Street

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-helicopter-either-saying-to-go-outside-and-help-look-for-missing-old-guy-or-lock-your-doors-and-stay-inside-because-theres-a-serial-killer-on-your-street/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Not Sure Which Of His Two Favorite Teams To Root For In World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-not-sure-which-of-his-two-favorite-teams-to-root-for-in-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Biblical Proverbs That Didn't Make The Cut

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-biblical-proverbs-that-didnt-make-the-cut/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn It May Take At Least 4 Years To Count Ballots

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-it-may-take-at-least-4-years-to-count-ballots/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Didn't Expect God's Hedge Of Protection Would Be Actual Hedge

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-didnt-expect-gods-hedge-of-protection-would-be-actual-hedge/?utm_source=fediverse

In Appeal To Millennial Voters, Kamala Says Trump Is Also Like Voldemort

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-appeal-to-millennial-voters-kamala-says-trump-is-also-like-voldemort/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-accused-of-inappropriately-touching-the-hearts-of-millions-of-americans/?utm_source=fediverse

We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready To Post On X

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-9-haikus-jordan-peterson-is-tweeting-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-times-staff-resigns-after-being-asked-to-publish-facts/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-male-hikers-are-imagining-they-are-on-a-quest-during-the-third-age-of-middle-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999

https://babylonbee.com/news/final-nail-in-the-coffin-former-blockbuster-employee-accuses-trump-of-failing-to-return-vhs-tape-of-baby-geniuses-in-1999/?utm_source=fediverse

Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians

https://babylonbee.com/news/smaller-less-glorious-heaven-built-for-presbyterians/?utm_source=fediverse

Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-democrats-reportedly-considering-letting-voters-pick-the-presidential-candidate-next-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler

https://babylonbee.com/news/nail-in-the-coffin-woman-alleges-in-1993-trump-touched-her-inappropriately-with-classified-documents-while-praising-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-finally-realizes-shes-far-too-attractive-to-be-a-democrat/?utm_source=fediverse

Gun Owners Call For Common-Sense Democrat Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-ranges-call-for-common-sense-democrat-control/?utm_source=fediverse

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop

https://babylonbee.com/news/aww-lebron-and-bronny-execute-perfectly-synchronized-father-son-flop/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-trump-was-going-to-be-hitler-during-his-first-term-but-he-forgot/?utm_source=fediverse