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STOLEN VALOR: Man Wears 'I Voted' Sticker He Bought on Amazon

https://babylonbee.com/news/stolen-valor-man-wears-i-voted-sticker-he-bought-on-amazon/?utm_source=fediverse

Amish Man Falls Through Trap Door Directly To Hell After Using Electronic Voting Machine

https://babylonbee.com/news/amish-man-falls-through-trap-door-directly-to-hell-after-using-electronic-voting-machine/?utm_source=fediverse

Pennsylvania Election Officials Sadly Announce They Have Misplaced All Their Voting Machines

https://babylonbee.com/news/pennsylvania-election-officials-sadly-announce-they-have-misplaced-all-their-voting-machines/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Voting For Kamala In Hopes That One Day His Granddaughter Can Be Aborted

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-voting-for-kamala-in-hopes-that-one-day-his-granddaughter-can-be-aborted/?utm_source=fediverse

Election Officials Unveil Special New Ballot Box For Libertarians

https://babylonbee.com/news/election-officials-unveil-special-new-ballot-box-for-libertarians/?utm_source=fediverse

Early Exit Polls Show Peanut The Squirrel With Commanding Lead

https://babylonbee.com/news/early-exit-polls-show-peanut-the-squirrel-with-commanding-lead/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Remind Everyone A Winner May Not Be Declared Until 110% Of The Vote Is Counted

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-remind-everyone-a-winner-may-not-be-declared-until-110-of-the-vote-is-counted/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Confused By Process Where She Needs To Get Votes To Be Selected

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-confused-by-process-where-she-needs-to-get-votes-to-be-selected/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Absolute Proofs Evolution Is Real

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Colorblind Man Has No Idea Who Is Winning

https://babylonbee.com/news/colorblind-man-has-no-idea-who-is-winning/?utm_source=fediverse

D.C. Prepares For 'Party Of Joy'

https://babylonbee.com/news/dc-prepares-for-party-of-joy/?utm_source=fediverse

Rage Against The Machine To Play At CIA Fundraiser

https://babylonbee.com/news/rage-against-the-machine-to-play-at-cia-fundraiser/?utm_source=fediverse

New Polls Show That Trump Will Definitely Win Unless Harris Wins

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-polls-show-that-trump-will-definitely-win-unless-harris-wins/?utm_source=fediverse

New York Authorities Announce Peanut The Squirrel Died Of COVID

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-authorities-announce-peanut-the-squirrel-died-of-covid/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That If Trump Is Elected It Will Be The End Of Bureaucracy As We Know It

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-that-if-trump-is-elected-it-will-be-an-end-to-bureaucracy-as-we-know-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Boomers Prepare For Church By Setting Cell Phone To Maximum Volume

https://babylonbee.com/news/boomers-prepare-for-church-by-setting-cell-phone-to-maximum-volume/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Thousands Of Women Left Standing Clueless In Voting Booths After Husbands Fail To Tell Them Who To Vote For

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-thousands-of-women-left-standing-clueless-in-voting-booths-after-husbands-fail-to-tell-them-who-to-vote-for/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Projected To Win In 50-State Landslide After Appearing In Squirrel Costume

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-projected-to-win-in-50-state-landslide-after-appearing-in-squirrel-costume/?utm_source=fediverse

Harris Campaign Tells Biden He's Urgently Needed At Rally In Remote Region Of Antarctica

https://babylonbee.com/news/harris-campaign-tells-biden-hes-urgently-needed-at-rally-in-remote-region-of-antarctica/?utm_source=fediverse

In Disgusting Call For Violence, Trump Says Politicians Should Stop Sending Kids Off To War

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-disgusting-call-for-violence-trump-says-politicians-should-stop-sending-kids-off-to-war/?utm_source=fediverse