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Oh No! Trump Already Solved Every Problem As President-Elect And Now Will Have Nothing To Do As President

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Sad: Liberal Forced To Have Second Meltdown After Forgetting To Press Record

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The Nation Is Healing: 9 Miraculous Events Since Trump Won The Election

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Rosie O'Donnell Vows To Continue 38-Year Sex Strike

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Anne Frank Museum Closed To Tourists As 1000 Jews Currently Hiding In Attic

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To Protest Trump, Liberal Women Vow To Abstain From Casual Sex, Start Attending Church, Get Married, And Start Families

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Parent Scientists Announce They're Very Close To Determining What The Heck You're Supposed To Do After You've Counted To Three

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FBI Staff Granted Grieving Day For Election Results

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Trump To Declare January 6 A National Holiday

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Nancy Pelosi Begins Drafting Articles Of Impeachment

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Here Is A Complete List Of The Rights You Just Lost Now That Trump Has Been Elected

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Protestants Create Anime John Calvin To Fight Luce In Epic Dragon Ball Z-Style Battle

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Elon Musk Getting Ready To Haul 3 Wells To White House Door So He Can Knock And Say 'Well, Well, Well'

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4D Chess: Democrats Admit Trump Actually Won In 2020 And Is Now Unable To Serve Third Term

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Emotional President Biden Devastated Over Kamala Loss

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Nation Excited To Have President Again For First Time In 4 Years

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Man Getting Lonely As Text Messages From Politicians Have Stopped

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Trump Is Now President Elect. Here Are 12 Things That Happen Next

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Kamala Calls For Peaceful Transfer Of Power To Adolf Hitler

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Trump Defeats Kamala, Hollywood, News Media, Deep State, FBI, Universities, DOJ, Political Experts, Science, Medical Community, All Of Diddy's Homies

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