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After 3rd Reschedule, Christian Friends Agree To Just Have Dinner Together In Heaven Sometime

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-3rd-reschedule-christian-friends-agree-to-just-have-dinner-together-in-heaven-sometime/?utm_source=fediverse

RFJ Jr. Lurks In McDonald's Grimace Costume Waiting To Bust Unhealthy Eaters

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfj-jr-lurks-in-mcdonalds-grimace-costume-waiting-to-bust-unhealthy-eaters/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Asks Biden To Stop Doing Trump Dance In Cabinet Meetings

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-asks-biden-to-stop-doing-trump-dance-in-cabinet-meetings/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things RFK Jr. Plans To Do On Day One To Make America Healthy Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-rfk-jr-plans-to-do-on-day-1-to-make-america-healthy-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Predict Every Liberal Will Soon Be On Own Individual Social Media Platform To Prevent Encountering Wrong Opinions

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-predict-every-liberal-will-soon-be-on-own-individual-social-media-platform-to-prevent-encountering-wrong-opinions/?utm_source=fediverse

Newly Unearthed Video Shows Hitler Did The Trump Dance

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-video-shows-hitler-did-the-trump-dance/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning: Trump Announces He Has Just Convinced Putin And Zelenskyy To Resolve Their Differences With Monster Beyblade Fight

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-that-he-has-just-convinced-putin-and-zelenskyy-to-resolve-their-differences-with-monster-beyblade-fight/?utm_source=fediverse

In Last Ditch Attempt To Prevent Trump From Taking Office, Democrats Start World War 3

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-last-ditch-attempt-to-prevent-trump-from-taking-office-democrats-start-world-war-3/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr Balloons To 350 Pounds After Single Bite Of Mcdonalds

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-balloons-to-350-pounds-after-single-bite-of-mcdonalds/?utm_source=fediverse

To Pay Back $20 Million Campaign Debt, Kamala Harris Agrees To Fight Jake Paul

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-pay-back-20-million-campaign-debt-kamala-harris-agrees-to-fight-jake-paul/?utm_source=fediverse

Spirit Airlines Announces They Will Tell You Why They Went Bankrupt For An Added Fee Of $50

https://babylonbee.com/news/spirit-airlines-announces-they-will-tell-you-why-they-went-bankrupt-for-an-added-fee-of-50/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Life Hack: Man Uses Morning Prayer To Ask For Infinite Prayers

https://babylonbee.com/news/prayer-hack-christian-asks-god-for-infinity-more-prayers/?utm_source=fediverse

The 8 Biggest Things Wokeness Took From Us

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-8-biggest-things-wokeness-took-from-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Red Lobster Introduces New 'Reasonable Amount Of Shrimp' Promotion

https://babylonbee.com/news/red-lobster-introduces-new-reasonable-amount-of-shrimp-promotion/?utm_source=fediverse

Fattest, Sickest Country On Earth Concerned New Health Secretary Might Do Something Different

https://babylonbee.com/news/fattest-sickest-country-on-earth-concerned-new-health-secretary-might-do-something-different/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Calls Dave Ramsey Show For Advice After Blowing $1 Billion In Three Months

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-calls-dave-ramsey-show-for-financial-advice-after-blowing-1-billion-in-three-months/?utm_source=fediverse

Buffering Defeats Netflix By TKO

https://babylonbee.com/news/buffering-defeats-netflix-by-unanimous-decision/?utm_source=fediverse

For His Next Fight, Jake Paul To Challenge The Exhumed Corpse Of Muhammad Ali

https://babylonbee.com/news/for-his-next-fight-jake-paul-to-challenge-the-exhumed-corpse-of-muhammad-ali/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Amazing Experiences You'll Miss Out On If You Have Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-amazing-experiences-youll-miss-out-on-if-you-have-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/unity-democrats-republicans-find-common-ground-in-rooting-for-jake-paul-to-get-punched-in-the-face/?utm_source=fediverse