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Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hoping-to-unwind-with-weekend-of-stressful-activities/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-unveils-new-school-lunches-that-are-just-a-24-ounce-ribeye-and-a-white-claw/?utm_source=fediverse

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/sweet-victory-10-things-republicans-can-be-thankful-for-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-commits-seppuku-in-shame-after-failing-to-clean-up-before-cleaning-lady-arrives/?utm_source=fediverse

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-illegal-immigrant-found-guilty-of-murder-dems-sentence-him-to-flying-coach/?utm_source=fediverse

Company Has Too Many Dans

https://babylonbee.com/news/company-has-too-many-dans/?utm_source=fediverse

Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That's Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of 'Hamilton'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jaguar-releases-3-hour-commercial-thats-just-a-naked-guy-doing-a-one-man-performance-of-hamilton/?utm_source=fediverse

Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/male-passenger-disappointed-after-another-flight-ends-without-a-stewardess-frantically-asking-if-anyone-can-land-the-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies

https://babylonbee.com/news/post-menopausal-lesbians-flee-america-over-concerns-about-forced-pregnancies/?utm_source=fediverse

'I’m Not Mad': Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-not-mad-op-ed-by-wife-who-is-definitely-mad/?utm_source=fediverse

Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-libs-here-are-10-things-you-can-still-be-thankful-for-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-three-other-people-responsible-for-laken-rileys-death-still-at-large/?utm_source=fediverse

Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters/?utm_source=fediverse

Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water

https://babylonbee.com/news/lot-tells-his-salt-pillar-wife-she-should-drink-more-water/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Holy Hand Grenade Against Russia

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-biden-authorizes-ukraine-to-use-holy-hand-grenade-against-russia/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptists Announce Dancing Now Allowed, But Only If It’s The Trump Dance

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptists-announce-dancing-now-allowed-but-only-if-its-the-trump-dance/?utm_source=fediverse

Sunny Hostin Forced To Read Legal Notice Acknowledging Nothing Said On ‘The View’ In Its Entire History Has Ever Been Remotely True

https://babylonbee.com/news/sunny-hostin-forced-to-read-legal-notice-that-nothing-said-on-the-view-in-the-history-of-the-show-has-ever-been-true/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's How 14 Different News Outlets Are Covering The 'Trump Dance' Craze

https://babylonbee.com/news/heres-how-14-different-news-outlets-are-covering-the-trump-dance-craze/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Pin-Up Calendar Just Photos Of Casserole Dishes

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pin-up-calendar-just-photos-of-casserole-dishes/?utm_source=fediverse

Costco Introduces Even Larger ‘Mormon Family' Size

https://babylonbee.com/news/costco-introduces-even-larger-mormon-family-size/?utm_source=fediverse