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8 Better Things To Argue About During Thanksgiving Than Politics

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Elon Waiting For Black Friday Half-Off Sale So He Can Buy MSNBC For Just $30

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-waiting-for-black-friday-half-off-sale-so-he-can-buy-msnbc-for-just-30/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Most Depression In Men Can Be Solved By Reading Books About The Civil War While Sitting By Roaring Fire In The Study

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-most-depression-in-men-can-be-solved-by-reading-books-about-the-civil-war-while-sitting-by-roaring-fire-in-the-study/?utm_source=fediverse

Evil Queen Tries Turning Magic Mirror Off And Turning It On Again After It Says Fairest Of Them All Is Rachel Zegler

https://babylonbee.com/news/evil-queen-tries-turning-magic-mirror-off-and-turning-it-on-again-after-it-says-fairest-of-them-all-is-rachel-zegler/?utm_source=fediverse

Santa's Elves Complain Of Declining Wages As Undocumented Elves Flood North Pole

https://babylonbee.com/news/santas-elves-complain-of-declining-wages-as-undocumented-elves-flood-north-pole/?utm_source=fediverse

'The View' Ratings Soar After Introducing Ejection Seat For When Hosts Make Inaccurate Statements

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-view-ratings-soar-after-introducing-ejection-seat-for-when-hosts-make-inaccurate-statements/?utm_source=fediverse

It’s Official: Trump Now Has Hottest Cabinet Of All Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-official-trump-now-has-hottest-cabinet-of-all-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Insane Conspiracy Theorist Doesn't Believe In Dragons

https://babylonbee.com/news/insane-conspiracy-theorist-doesnt-believe-in-dragons/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Passes Bar Exam After Just One Week Of Watching 'The View'

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-passes-bar-exam-after-just-a-week-of-watching-the-view/?utm_source=fediverse

Musk Announces Plan To Buy MSNBC And Turn It Into A News Network

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LEGAL NOTICE: We Have Been Asked By Our Lawyers To Read This Statement Informing You That Joel Osteen Did Not Actually Sail His Yacht Through Flooded Houston Passing Out Copies Of 'Your Best Life Now'

https://babylonbee.com/news/legal-notice-we-have-been-asked-by-our-lawyers-to-publish-this-statement-informing-you-that-joel-osteen-did-not-actually-sail-his-yacht-through-flooded-houston-passing-out-copies-of-your-best/?utm_source=fediverse

After Playing Steve In Minecraft Movie, Jack Black to Play Lara Croft

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-playing-steve-in-minecraft-movie-jack-black-to-play-lara-croft/?utm_source=fediverse

Tom Homan Introduces Family-Size Immigrant Trebuchet To Speed Up Deportation Process

https://babylonbee.com/news/tom-homan-introduces-family-size-immigrant-trebuchet-to-speed-up-deportation-process/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Discover Little-Known Bible Verse Authorizing Divorce If Spouse Plays Christmas Music Before Thanksgiving

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-little-known-bible-verse-authorizing-divorce-if-spouse-plays-christmas-music-before-thanksgiving/?utm_source=fediverse

America Is Toast: Here Are 9 More A-List Celebs Who Are Leaving

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-is-toast-here-are-9-more-a-list-celebs-who-are-leaving/?utm_source=fediverse

Jay Leno Expected To Make Full Recovery After 60-Foot Fall And Oh No He Was Just Attacked By An Angry Chihuahua That Made Him Step On A Rake Which Knocked Him Into The Street Where He Was Hit By A Bus

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-leno-expected-to-make-full-recovery-after-60-foot-fall-and-oh-no-he-was-just-attacked-by-an-angry-chihuahua-that-made-him-step-on-a-rake-which-knocked-him-into-the-street-where-he-was-hit/?utm_source=fediverse

Kansas City Royals Out Of Juan Soto Sweepstakes After He Asked For More Than $50K A Year And An Amazon Gift Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/kansas-city-royals-out-of-juan-soto-sweepstakes-after-he-asked-for-more-than-50k-a-year-and-an-amazon-gift-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren't Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-rogan-says-if-dragons-arent-real-then-what-was-he-riding-through-hyperspace-while-smoking-pot-with-the-machine-elves-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-fbi-director-nominee-catturd/?utm_source=fediverse

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/court-overturns-jussie-smollett-hoax-conviction-due-to-evidence-america-actually-is-maga-country/?utm_source=fediverse