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God Announces He Believes In Jordan Peterson But Only As A Metaphorical Idea

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'Wait, What Do You Call Yourselves?' Ask The Three Wise Men's Wives

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10 Ways Men Have It So Much Worse Than Women

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Patel, Ramaswamy To Celebrate Inauguration With Traditional Bollywood Ceremony

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Anthony Fauci Announces Plans To Flee Trump's America, Spend Rest Of His Life Making Little Fudge Cookies In A Tree

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South Koreans Say They Will Go Protest Martial Law After One More 'Starcraft' Match

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Nation's Gays Say They'll Pass On New Jaguar And Just Stick With Their Mustang Convertibles

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Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now

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Paul Leaves Elf On The Shelf To Monitor Corinthian Church

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10 Drastic Changes Kash Patel Will Make To FBI

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Trump Appoints Kash Patel To FBI Director After Being Unable To Get In Touch With His First Choice, Fox Mulder

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Santa Confirms Hunter Biden Still On The Naughty List Despite Presidential Pardon

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Biden Forced To Issue Another Pardon After Hunter Commits 17 More Crimes

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America Starting To Think This 'Joe Biden' Guy Might Be A Liar

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Update: Some People Above The Law

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FBI Warns Kash Appointment Could Jeopardize Efforts To Not Release Epstein List

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Trump Renews Relations With Castro Regime

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Well-Adjusted Adult Man Pins Emotional State For Next Three Days On 19-Year-Old Kicking Oblong Ball Between Sticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/mentally-sound-adult-man-pins-emotional-state-on-whether-19-year-old-kid-kicks-oblong-ball-between-two-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Torn Between Burning His Eyeballs With Old Timey Car Cigarette Lighter And Watching 'Love, Actually'

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In Huge Black Friday Deal, Dyson Vacuum On Sale For Just $7,000

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