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'Pete Hegseth Is Problematic,' Says Room Full Of Satanic Pedophiles

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Our New Movie Is Now Available On DVD!

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Supreme Court Rules 8-1 In Favor Of Taking Turns Bonking Justice Sotomayor On The Head With Their Gavels

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-rules-8-1-in-favor-of-taking-turns-bonking-justice-sotomayor-on-the-head-with-their-gavels/?utm_source=fediverse

Suspicious? Biden Pardons Hunter For Anything He Might Do Tonight Between 2:30 and 4:17 AM Outside The Capitol Heights Applebee's

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-suspiciously-pardons-himself-for-what-hes-going-to-do-next-friday-night-from-7-10-pm-or-1030-depending-on-the-traffic/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Celebrities Flee To Canada Only For Trump To Annex It

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Every Single Human Behavior Now Classified As Autism Or ADHD

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75% Of Elves Laid Off After Elon Musk Visits North Pole

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Cruel: DOGE To Force Government Offices To Use Single-Ply Toilet Paper

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'Cryptocurrency Is Stupid,' Says Nerd Without Mega Yacht

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'Allahu Akbar' Replaces 'Cheerio, Mate!' As Most Popular UK Greeting

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Daniel Penny Jury Deliberations Delayed Due To Three Jurors Being Severely Beaten On Subway Ride To Courthouse

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10 Things You Can Do That All Wives Find Incredibly Sexy

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Cherished Pet Lives On As WiFi Password

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Wife Spends $1000 Of Her $500 Christmas Bonus

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New York City Prosecutes Spider-Man For Saving People On A Subway

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To Increase Excitement, MLB To Allow Each Team To Call In One Tactical Air Strike Per Game

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SCOTUS To Face Challenging Moral Dilemma Of Whether It's Okay To Slice Off Children's Body Parts With Giant Knife

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-to-carefully-weigh-whether-its-okay-for-guys-to-slice-off-childrens-body-parts-with-giant-knife/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Annex Canada And Rename It ‘Gay North Dakota’

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-annex-canada-and-rename-it-gay-north-dakota/?utm_source=fediverse

After Reading Compelling Email, Biden Pledges $1 Billion To Exiled Nigerian Prince

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8 Perfect Presents For That Hard-To-Shop-For Husband

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