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Song At Funeral Comforts Everyone By Telling Them There's No Heaven, Religion Is A Lie, And Everything Is Ultimately Meaningless

https://babylonbee.com/news/song-at-funeral-comforts-everyone-by-telling-them-theres-no-heaven-religion-is-a-lie-and-everything-is-ultimately-meaningless/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Gets Preview Of Gavin Newsom Presidency

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-gets-preview-of-gavin-newsom-presidency/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Reassures Fire Victims He’ll Be Prepared Next Time, Now That He Knows Water Is Useful In Fighting Fires

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reassures-fire-victims-hell-be-prepared-next-time-now-that-he-knows-water-is-useful-in-fighting-fires/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Things That Caused The California Wildfires

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-that-caused-the-california-wildfires/?utm_source=fediverse

Notorious Grooming Gang Votes To Not Investigate Itself

https://babylonbee.com/news/notorious-grooming-gang-votes-to-not-investigate-itself/?utm_source=fediverse

Problem Solved: Newsom Announces Plan To Make Fire Illegal

https://babylonbee.com/news/problem-solved-newsom-announces-plan-to-make-fire-illegal/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Patiently Waiting For Husband To Turn Off Lights For Bed Before Sharing Deepest Thoughts And Feelings

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-patiently-waiting-for-husband-to-turn-off-lights-for-bed-before-sharing-deepest-thoughts-and-feelings/?utm_source=fediverse

Aww: Trump Announces He Will Let Barron Pick First Country To Invade

https://babylonbee.com/news/aww-trump-announces-he-will-let-barron-pick-first-country-to-invade/?utm_source=fediverse

Awkward: Mourners At Jimmy Carter Funeral Place Flowers On Biden

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-mourners-at-jimmy-carter-funeral-place-flowers-on-biden/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Comforts Fire Victims By Telling About How He Once Ordered A Steak Medium But It Was Served Well Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-comforts-fire-victims-by-telling-about-how-he-once-ordered-a-steak-medium-but-it-was-served-well-done/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama And Trump Separated At Carter Funeral For Disruptive Behavior

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-and-trump-separated-at-carter-funeral-for-disruptive-behavior/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds Every Man's Deepest Desire Is A Giant Map With Tanks And Soldiers On It That They Can Push Around With Sticks

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-every-mans-deepest-desire-is-a-giant-map-with-tanks-and-soldiers-on-it-that-they-can-push-around-with-sticks/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Assures Wildfire Victims He Is Diverting Millions Of Dollars To Emergency DEI Initiatives

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-assures-wildfire-victims-he-is-diverting-millions-of-dollars-to-emergency-dei-initiatives/?utm_source=fediverse

New Check Engine Light For Women Will Show Ryan Gosling's Face So They'll Actually Pay Attention To It

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-check-engine-light-for-women-will-show-ryan-goslings-face-so-theyll-actually-pay-attention-to-it/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Things Trump Plans To Rename

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-things-trump-plans-to-rename/?utm_source=fediverse

'This Is Worse Than The Holocaust!' Shouts Sunny Hostin After Barista Forgets To Put Cream In Her Coffee

https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-worse-than-the-holocaust-shouts-sonny-hostin-after-barista-forgets-to-put-cream-in-her-coffee/?utm_source=fediverse

Unattractive Worship Leader Reassigned To Satellite Campus

https://babylonbee.com/news/unattractive-worship-leader-reassigned-to-satellite-campus/?utm_source=fediverse

Mike Johnson Calls LEGO To Order Another Set Of Hair

https://babylonbee.com/news/mike-johnson-calls-lego-to-order-another-set-of-hair/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Totally Based Changes Mark Zuckerberg Is Bringing To Facebook

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-facebook-changes-mark-zuckerberg-is-bringing-to-facebook/?utm_source=fediverse

‘It's Too Expensive To Have Kids,’ Says Woman Whose Ancestors Raised 11 Kids In A Two-bedroom House

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-too-expensive-to-have-kids-says-woman-whose-grandparents-raised-11-kids-in-a-two-bedroom-house/?utm_source=fediverse