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As White House Gig Wraps Up, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Head Back To Old Job At Men's Wearhouse

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-white-house-gig-wraps-up-karine-jean-pierre-prepares-to-head-back-to-old-job-at-mens-wearhouse/?utm_source=fediverse

Last 100 Million Mexican Citizens Hurriedly Enter U.S. During Biden’s Final Week In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/last-100-million-mexican-citizens-hurriedly-enter-us-during-bidens-final-week-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He’s Looking Forward To Retiring To That Nice Big Farm In The Country Where Jill Sent The Family Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-says-hes-looking-forward-to-retiring-to-that-nice-big-farm-in-the-country-where-jill-sent-the-family-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Question Pete Hegseth's Qualifications After Learning He's Never Once Worn A Dress

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-question-pete-hegseths-qualifications-after-learning-hes-never-once-worn-a-dress/?utm_source=fediverse

Carrie Underwood To Perform New Original Song 'Donald, Take The Wheel' At Trump Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/carrie-underwood-to-perform-new-original-song-donald-take-the-wheel-at-trump-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

Miracle: Worship Leader Plays Hymn As It Was Written

https://babylonbee.com/news/miracle-worship-leader-plays-hymn-as-it-was-written/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Desperately Searches For Anything Else He Can Screw Up In The Next 6 Days

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-up-all-night-figuring-out-what-else-he-can-screw-up-in-the-next-6-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Republican Hipster Says He Wanted To Annex Greenland Way Before Trump Made It Mainstream

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-hipster-says-he-wanted-to-annex-greenland-way-before-trump-made-it-mainstream/?utm_source=fediverse

California Police Arrest Arsonist For Using Gas Blowtorch Instead Of Electric Blowtorch

https://babylonbee.com/news/arsonist-arrested-for-using-gas-blowtorch-instead-of-electric-blowtorch-to-start-california-wildfire/?utm_source=fediverse

Frodo And Sam Arrive To Toss Ring Into Fires Of Los Angeles

https://babylonbee.com/news/frodo-and-sam-arrive-to-toss-ring-into-fires-of-los-angeles/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Prepares For Final Week As President

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-prepares-for-final-week-as-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Los Angeles Saved After Meghan Markle Arrives To Stand Around Wearing Baseball Cap

https://babylonbee.com/news/los-angeles-saved-after-meghan-markle-arrives-to-stand-around-wearing-baseball-cap/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Stymied As Argument With Talking Cactus Toy Enters Third Hour

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-stuck-in-2-hour-argument-with-talking-cactus-toy/?utm_source=fediverse

Delta Smelt Fish Association Reiterates Support For Gavin Newsom

https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-smelt-association-announces-support-for-newsom/?utm_source=fediverse

Shameful: Activist Liberal Judge Releases Another Felon Onto Streets Of New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/shameful-activist-liberal-judge-releases-another-felon-onto-streets-of-new-york-city/?utm_source=fediverse

9 New Attractions Ken Ham Plans To Add To The Ark Encounter

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-new-attractions-ken-ham-plans-to-add-to-the-ark-encounter/?utm_source=fediverse

A.I. To Be Trained On Reddit To Make Sure It Never Becomes Too Intelligent

https://babylonbee.com/news/ai-to-be-trained-on-reddit-to-make-sure-it-never-becomes-too-intelligent/?utm_source=fediverse

Husband Pretends He Can’t Understand Wife After Tower Of Babel Incident

https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-pretends-he-cant-understand-wife-after-tower-of-babel-incident/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: Trump Sentenced To Drink Only Diet Pepsi

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-trump-sentenced-to-drink-only-diet-pepsi/?utm_source=fediverse

Girl Fireman Rushes Into Burning Building To Tell Victim He's Too Heavy But The Real Firemen Will Be Here In 15 Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/girl-fireman-rushes-into-burning-building-to-tell-victim-hes-too-heavy-but-the-real-firemen-will-be-here-in-15-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse