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Debates about abortion can be challenging, especially when you have aggressively pro-life friends who insist on destroying your reproductive rights.

CHARLOTTE, NC — During a lesson on trial and tribulation, the senior pastor of a popular megachurch said he understood perfectly what Syrian Christians were going…

CANA — Large crowds gathered at a local burger joint following news that a man purported to be the Messiah had miraculously turned seed oil into beef tallow.

ISENGARD — In his latest effort to challenge mainstream narratives by sitting down with controversial world leaders, Tucker Carlson traveled to the tower of Orthanc…

SANTA BARBARA, CA — The Catholic Church officially announced that it had sanctioned a miracle after a man saw the image of Vice President JD Vance in his toast.

MONTECITO, CA — Meghan Markle announced another Netflix series in which she will discuss how she is dealing with the trauma of the bad reviews from her previous…

NICEVILLE, FL — A local man was confronted with an uncomfortable reality today, as after spending his entire life thinking he had grown up poor, he suddenly realized…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following several days of controversy swirling among his supporters over a string of surprising U.S. Supreme Court opinions, President Donald…

BLOOMINGTON, IN — The disaffected congregation of First Baptist Bloomingdale has decided to register their complaints silently by holding up little signs on paddles…

U.S. — Collective bargaining agreements for the WNBA took an unexpected turn as players demanded to be paid what they are actually worth and now owe the NBA $400…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced that Seal Tim Six conducted a daring overnight raid and has neutralized the infamous Kool-Aid Man.

Happy International Women's Day! Women have done many great things throughout the course of history. That's why a day has been set aside to honor the accomplishments…

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Is anyone else sick of all these confusing "dress code" terms that get thrown at us at seemingly every networking event, wedding, and social get-together? Like,…

MONTGOMERY, AL — Authorities responded to a call at an International House of Pancakes off Atlanta Highway where witnesses said a modern-day Rosa Parks bravely took…

SPRINGFIELD, VA — According to sources, recently laid-off IRS Agent Dirk Peasley has landed on his feet with a brand-new gig as one of those Costco guys who stand…

POTTSTOWN, PA — A long-awaited scientific breakthrough finally took place today, as a local man successfully built a time machine just so he could go back to a time…

PEKIN, IL — Utilizing the full breadth of his medical expertise, Dr. Paul Winthrop told his patient, 54-year-old Todd Miller, that he would be able to make a better…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another unorthodox move highlighting his ability to think outside the box, President Donald Trump announced that he had secured a peace deal…

LAS VEGAS, NV — Staff members at a local scientific research facility were shocked into silence yesterday, as a transgender mouse tragically ended the career of…