The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled that the First Amendment, guaranteeing the right of free speech to American…

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — Members of a church small group were witness to a miraculous event this week, as a man leading the group's Bible study was spontaneously taken…

AUSTIN, TX — In response to increasing risks posed by violent protests and vandalism against vehicles and dealerships across the country, Tesla announced that all…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chaos erupted on Capitol Hill today, as Republican Congressman Thomas Massie was neutralized in an apparent drone strike ordered by President…

SEWARD, NE — A local man set an impressive new standard for frugality this week by renting a professional-grade steamroller to squeeze one last usable amount of…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Canada is reeling after Trump upped the ante in the trade war by slapping America's northern neighbor with a new tariff of "double infinity plus…

Life can look a wee bit different when you are raising little girls in your home. Take moment to look around, and if you see any of the signs listed below, you just…

U.K. — In a horrific disaster sending tidal waves across the Atlantic, Ireland has apparently capsized after the arrival of Rosie O'Donnell.

Check out this sweet life hack, my church brethren! Or... should I say "faith hack?" Yes, it's true. If you volunteer for the Parking Lot Ministry at your local…

SAGINAW, MI — In what witnesses could only describe as embarrassing, a ‘total noob' at board game night entirely forgot that you can't sell coal during the canal…

LOS ANGELES, CA — In an unprecedented move intended to protect one of the league's most valuable commodities, the NBA announced that it would allow LeBron James…

WASHINGTON, DC — Layoffs at the Department of Education were delayed yesterday after administrators could not calculate how many employees fifty percent would be.

WORLD — Liberals across the world have defeated Naziism by painting swastikas on everything and setting fire to immigrant-owned storefronts.

RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local middle-aged man Dustin Sidewood was seen gazing out a window thoughtfully, longing for a time when video games were 2D and it was impossible…

SILVER SPRING, MD — In an attempt to comply with new policies being implemented by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration…

MILWAUKEE, WI — A time-honored family tradition was carried on this week, as a bottle of Worcestershire sauce was proudly passed down to a 7th generation.

With the stock market taking it on the chin these days, Americans are wondering if there are other places they should invest their money. Little do you know, there…

U.S. — According to sources, a single Cheeto shaped like FVice President JD Vance officially sold at auction this week for an astounding $1.7 million.

BAGHDAD - The mystery of who unleashed a dangerous threat upon the world came one step closer to being solved, as ISIS released a video claiming responsibility for…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Critics raised allegations that the new administration was making moves to take revenge on political enemies, as the White House announced that…