The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

DUBLIN — Longtime local residents were shocked and amazed this morning, as the ghost of the long-dead Saint Patrick spontaneously appeared and began driving Rosie…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning blow to Trump's dubious claim that former president Joe Biden signed his last-minute pardons with an autopen, 51 former intelligence…

CHICAGO — A daring raid overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary RFK Jr has led to the apprehension of individuals tied to the illegal sale and distribution…

Former President Biden has released an official statement after Trump alleged that he was tricked into unknowingly signing executive orders through the use of an…

U.S. — A district judge has issued a ruling saying Trump lacked the Constitutional authority to pick up two astronauts who have been stranded at the International…

BOISE, ID — Local Mormon wife and mother of two Hadleigh Christensen spent a lazy Sunday afternoon using Pinterest to design her future planet.

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA — Local single woman Michelle Denton continues to be perpetually stressed out as she sadly has no man around to tell her to relax.

U.S. — After years of examining the texts about the second coming of Christ, Bible scholars now believe that Jesus will return again thirteen days after the second…

TEXAS — A new report out of Texas A&M University revealed that Texans have thus far saved humanity three trillion seconds by brilliantly shortening the term "you…

MOSCOW — In an encouraging development for the seemingly deadlocked negotiations, Russia now says that it would agree to a ceasefire as soon as it is done conquering…

HADES — The worst fears of many were realized in terrifying fashion today, as Satan confirmed that all of the bathroom stalls in Hell have 11-inch gaps between the…

We knew Barack Obama was the worst, but THIS disturbing new revelation just proves it.

HOULTON, ME — Local man Chris Porter stumbled upon an incredible life hack to reduce his family's electric bill after giving each of his children a pair of night…

FRESNO, CA — One local doctor's sense of achievement took a hit this week, as it was revealed that his Asian mother was disappointed that was only a regular surgeon…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following on the heels of his creation of a strategic national reserve of cryptocurrency, President Donald Trump revealed his intention to start…

CINCINNATI, OH — An eye-opening new study has shown that the majority of people who say they don't want to have kids have never put a toddler in a laundry basket…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — The Trump Administration agenda was stopped in its tracks this week after a federal judge appointed himself the new President of the United States.

BURBANK, CA — In an effort to boost ticket sales for what it suspected could be a disappointing opening, Disney announced that it had taken the unusual step of editing…

CHICAGO, IL — Following extensive study, a group of prominent theologians agreed that the Antichrist would most likely be a podcaster.

LYNCHBURG, VA — This week's championship 4x200-meter relay event ended in disaster when a runner accidentally, tripped, punched, and attacked her rival with a sword.