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JERUSALEM — Apostolic sources report that the Apostle Paul was called into the head office for more mandatory sensitivity training yesterday after firing off another…

Sometimes song lyrics can be confusing. So we called up psychologist and beauty expert Jordan Peterson and asked him to explain some of the most popular pop song…

TALLAHASSEE, FL — After a pod of dolphins arrived to greet the returning NASA astronauts brought home by SpaceX, outraged Democrats began protesting the dolphins'…

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of the country's most popular meal delivery services made a move to boost its market share among Christian customers this week, as DoorDash…

LOS ANGELES, CA — While waiting in line at the Department Of Motor Vehicles, local man Roger Stephens had the chance to experience trainee Sarah Taylor's very first…

The Bee staff got to talking this morning about what questions we are most excited to ask God when we get to Heaven. We had some real doozies, such as:

ROCHESTER, NY — Local man Gary Simpson channeled all the rage and power of Caesar passing judgment in the Colosseum as he left a brutal one-star review on a toaster…

After decades in darkness, the Trump administration brought to light yesterday the "JFK Files", 80,000 pages of documents pertaining to the assassination of President…

LAS VEGAS, NV — After several Tesla vehicles suddenly exploded into flames at a Las Vegas facility, Democrats blamed climate change as the most likely culprit behind…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump has graciously agreed to France's request to return the Statue of Liberty, asking only in return for all of the land in France…

NASHVILLE, TN — One of conservative media's most prominent figures has announced that he will be stepping down as CEO of The Daily Wire to found a brand new company…

While eternity with the Lord is the true reward, in the back of everyone's minds, they're thinking about how big their mansion is going to be. The truth is, the…

U.S. — Egg prices are finally on the decline for the first time since 2022, but one federal judge has put a stop to that with an injunction requiring egg prices…

LAS VEGAS, NV — An awful Republican-voting Tesla owner has repented of his evil ways and vowed to vote Democrat in the future after having their Cybertruck destroyed…

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS — In a stunning development, the International Criminal Court (ICC) has reportedly filed charges against Nintendo Co., Ltd. for crimes against…

U.S. — In a long-awaited declassification of government documents related to one of the most monumental events in American history, newly released CIA fails revealed…

U.S. — Walt Disney Studios is running damage control ahead of its live-action remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, reportedly hoping it's not too late to…

AUSTIN, TX — Stock in Tesla dropped this week following the announcement of a new vehicle named The Fuhrer, an advanced CyberTruck model featuring improved handling,…

With tense negotiations between Russia and Ukraine still ongoing, many experts have wondered what the sticking points could be that are standing in the way of lasting…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The media were in attendance Monday morning to witness President Trump draw the name of a country from a hat to see who he should apply a tariff…