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STERLING, VA — Critics of the Trump administration have raised security concerns due to Trump holding a high-level strategy meeting at Cracker Barrel.

BURLINGTON, VT — The future of one of America's more well-known political figures was cast in doubt this week after news broke that the paid attendees of Bernie…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning show of brilliant military strategy, President Trump has leaked his top-secret Yemen airstrike plans to The Atlantic so that no…

BURBANK, CA — After watching its latest feature Snow White suffer a disastrous opening weekend at the box office, executives at Disney have decided to quietly cancel…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Department of Education employees are feeling abandoned this week, not only because the department is currently undergoing preparations to permanently…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Proponents of eliminating the federal income tax rejoiced today as Elon Musk cleverly disguised the Internal Revenue Service headquarters as a…

U.S. — In another blow for Disney, the live-action remake Snow White was beaten at the box office by a middle school recorder recital in Rushville, Nebraska.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.

U.S. — Google Maps has added a new feature in its latest update which will offer drivers a shortcut to their destination, but through a route guaranteed to make…

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It's been over three hours, and my husband hasn't responded to a single one of the seven TikToks or twelve Instagram reels I sent him.

NEW YORK, NY — Actor and comedian Bill Burr broke down while appearing a television appearance on ABC Thursday when his body went through some unexpected changes,…

With rumors circulating about former President Joe Biden expressing a desire to return to politics, the editorial board of The Babylon Bee would like to offer our…

SALT LAKE CITY, UT — A local mother of four submitted a formal petition this week asking if the Trump administration could shoot her up into space and leave her…

Over the last several weeks, unelected federal judges have struck repeated blows against the Trump administration with rulings designed to stop his agenda.

CHICAGO, IL — According to sources, a leftist reportedly smashed a Tesla after seeing a terrifying image of a fascist in the car's window.

U.S. — According to sources, the final unredacted release of the CIA's JFK Files contains no incriminating information, definitively proving that the CIA destroyed…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Trump administration struck another blow in the war against DEI initiatives by ordering the removal of all black pieces from chess sets across…

U.S. — In a desperate bid to save their rides from destruction, Liberal owners of Tesla vehicles are painting rainbow colors on their car doors in hopes that violent…