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Justice Roberts Gives KBJ A Magna Doodle To Keep Her Busy During Oral Arguments

https://babylonbee.com/news/justice-roberts-gives-kbj-a-magna-doodle-to-keep-her-busy-during-oral-arguments/?utm_source=fediverse

Elmo Leads Division Of Panzers Across Polish Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/elmo-leads-division-of-panzers-across-polish-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Bear On California State Flag Moves To Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/bear-on-california-state-flag-moves-to-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Honors Gay Community By Attending Soccer Match

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-honors-gay-community-by-attending-soccer-match/?utm_source=fediverse

150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic

https://babylonbee.com/news/150-pound-jabba-the-hut-denies-using-ozempic/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Marks One-Year Anniversary Of Trump Falling Down After Loud Popping Noises

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-marks-anniversary-of-trump-falling-down-after-loud-popping-noise/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Confirms It's All Steve's Fault

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-confirms-its-all-steves-fault/?utm_source=fediverse

Christians Decide To Put Aside Their Petty Differences And Unite For The Gospel (Haha Just Kidding We’re Fighting Each Other Online)

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-decide-to-put-aside-their-petty-differences-and-unite-for-the-gospel-haha-just-kidding-were-fighting-each-other-online/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Posts Image Showcasing Its Clean, Peaceful Nuclear Energy Program

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-posts-image-showcasing-its-clean-peaceful-nuclear-energy-program/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ingenious New Life Hacks Discovered By Gen Z

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ingenious-life-hacks-discovered-by-gen-z/?utm_source=fediverse

Chip & Joanna Gaines Introduce New Line Of Pride-Themed Shiplap

https://babylonbee.com/news/chip--joanna-gaines-introduce-new-line-of-pride-themed-shiplap/?utm_source=fediverse

Scientist At 7th Jurassic Park Asks If Maybe They Should Just Make Papier-Mâché Dinosaurs This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientist-at-7th-jurassic-park-iteration-asks-if-maybe-they-should-just-make-papier-mch-dinosaurs-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Progress: A.I. Now Only Racist Against Italians

https://babylonbee.com/news/progress-ai-now-only-racist-against-italians/?utm_source=fediverse

Malfunction As Animatronic Trump Keeps Rounding Up All The Mexican Guests And Deporting Them From Disney World

https://babylonbee.com/news/malfunction-as-animatronic-trump-keeps-rounding-up-all-the-mexican-guests-and-deporting-them-from-disney-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Dumbledore Starting To Wonder If Having A House Filled With Racist Murderers Named After Snakes Such A Good Idea

https://babylonbee.com/news/dumbledore-starting-to-wonder-if-having-a-house-filled-with-racist-murderers-named-after-snakes-such-a-good-idea/?utm_source=fediverse

Life’s Struggles Causing Atheist To Lose His Faith In The Existence Of Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/lifes-struggles-causing-atheist-to-lose-his-faith-in-the-existence-of-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

MTG Press Conference On Cloud Seeding Interrupted By Tornado

https://babylonbee.com/news/mtg-press-conference-on-cloud-seeding-interrupted-by-tornado/?utm_source=fediverse

Gavin Newsom Declares California A Sanctuary State For Child Slavery

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-declares-california-a-sanctuary-state-for-child-slavery/?utm_source=fediverse

Pam Bondi Confirms Greedo Shot First

https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-confirms-greedo-shot-first/?utm_source=fediverse

New White Sox City Connect Jerseys Feature Bullet Holes, Realistic Blood Splatter

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-white-sox-city-connect-jerseys-feature-bullet-holes-realistic-blood-splatter/?utm_source=fediverse