The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To 13 So Their Wives Can Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-muslims-demand-voting-age-be-lowered-to-13-so-their-wives-can-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Levels Sesame Street With Targeted Airstrikes

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-levels-sesame-street-with-targeted-airstrikes/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird But True: Jesus Died For Man Currently Eating Burrito In 2003 Honda Civic

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-true-jesus-died-for-man-currently-eating-burrito-in-2003-honda-civic/?utm_source=fediverse

Winning: Trump Announces Mexican Coke Will Now Be Made In America

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-trump-announces-mexican-coke-will-now-be-made-in-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Scholars Now Believe The Seventh Seal In The Book Of Revelation Is The Full Release Of The Epstein List

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-now-believe-the-seventh-seal-in-the-book-of-revelation-is-the-full-release-of-the-epstein-list/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Killer Gifts Your Husband Secretly Wants But Isn’t Telling You

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-killer-gifts-your-husband-secretly-wants-but-isnt-telling-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Integrity: This Man Says Stupid Things On The Internet And No One Is Paying Him To Do It

https://babylonbee.com/news/integrity-this-man-says-stupid-things-on-the-internet-and-no-one-is-paying-him-to-do-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan Announces Hell's Game Of The Day Once Again 'The Floor Is Lava'

https://babylonbee.com/news/people-in-hell-sick-of-playing-the-floor-is-lava/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Biden States He Absolutely Would Have Approved All The Presidential Pardons If He Had Known About Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-states-he-absolutely-would-have-approved-all-the-presidential-pardons-if-he-had-known-about-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Vowed To Release Epstein Files Berates Idiots For Believing There Are Epstein Files

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-vowed-to-release-epstein-files-berates-idiots-for-believing-there-are-epstein-files/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Reassures Nervous Patient This Procedure Will Make Him Truckload Of Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-reassures-nervous-patient-this-procedure-will-make-him-truckload-of-money/?utm_source=fediverse

The Resistance Upset As Government Gets Smaller

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-resistance-upset-as-government-gets-smaller/?utm_source=fediverse

Mattel Announces ICE Agent Ken Doll

https://babylonbee.com/news/mattel-announces-ice-agent-ken-doll/?utm_source=fediverse

St. Peter Learning A Lot About The Bible From This John MacArthur Fellow

https://babylonbee.com/news/St-Peter-Learning-A-Lot-About-The-Bible-From-This-John-MacArthur-Fellow/?utm_source=fediverse

Long Line For Bathroom As There’s Only One Fire Hydrant Outside Furry Convention

https://babylonbee.com/news/long-line-for-bathroom-as-theres-only-one-fire-hydrant-outside-furry-convention/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Founds Underground Railroad To Help Mexican Kids Travel To Work The Marijuana Farms

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-founds-underground-railroad-to-help-mexican-kids-travel-to-work-the-marijuana-farms/?utm_source=fediverse

Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/staff-politely-inform-jd-vance-the-park-is-closing-and-hell-have-to-get-off-ariels-undersea-adventure-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden’s Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions

https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-teleprompter-assures-nation-it-approved-all-autopen-decisions/?utm_source=fediverse

Life Hack: Do Whatever Despicable Thing You Want, And When People Call You Out, Just Hit 'Em With The 'Judge Not'

https://babylonbee.com/news/life-hack-do-whatever-despicable-thing-you-want-and-when-people-call-you-out-just-hit-em-with-the-judge-not/?utm_source=fediverse

Buckle Up, Amigos: Dad Just Put On His Headlamp

https://babylonbee.com/news/buckle-up-amigos-dad-just-put-on-his-headlamp/?utm_source=fediverse