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Meet Hank, The Autistic Chimpanzee Who Runs Gavin Newsom's X Account

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God Agrees To Let Trump Into Heaven If He Repents Of His Sin And Trusts In Jesus Christ Alone For Salvation

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Trump To Receive Nobel Prize For Getting Zelenskyy To Wear A Suit

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10 Questions You Should Be Able To Answer In Order To Vote

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Mamdani Rage Quits After Everyone In His SimCity Starves Again

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Men's Bible Study Once Again Derailed By Mention Of Nephilim

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IT'S HERE: Our New Streaming Platform 'Bee Minus' Launches Today, And We Need Your Help

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8 Possible Names For MSNBC's Exciting New Rebrand

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Study Finds Average Parent Spends 92% Of Life In School Pickup Line

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Chuck Schumer Said He’s Never Felt In Danger Walking In DC And Neither Have His Ten Bodyguards

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Man Voting For Whichever Political Party Will Get This Video Of The Male Vikings Cheerleaders Off His Social Feed

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Dems Say Mail-In Ballot Ban Will Place Undue Hardship On Dead Voters

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Kids Ministry That Spells 'Kids' With A 'Z' Gonna Be Absolutely Lit

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Inappropriate? Zelenskyy Shows Up To Negotiations In Novelty Bikini T-Shirt

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Dallas Cowboys Relieved To No Longer Be Gayest Team In League

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Problems In Middle East Blamed On The 0.3% Of It That Isn’t An Islamic Dictatorship

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Donkey Kong Certain Collecting Another Banana Will Fill God-Shaped Hole In His Heart

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Metropolis Sues Superman For Reducing Crime

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New Phone For Introverts Doesn't Have A Call Function

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Man Still Not Understanding Bible Verse Despite Author Writing ‘Let The Reader Understand’

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