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Democrats Confused After Seeing Conservatives Hold Weird Molotov Cocktail That Never Explodes

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-after-seeing-conservatives-hold-weird-molotov-cocktail-that-never-explodes/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Debates Whether Or Not They Should Investigate ‘Tranny Terrorist Murder Planning Committee’ Discord Channel

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-debates-whether-or-not-they-should-investigate-tranny-terrorist-murder-planning-committee-discord-channel/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Disappointed To Learn Husband Doesn't Actually Have Two Tickets To The Gun Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-disappointed-to-learn-husband-doesnt-actually-have-two-tickets-to-the-gun-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Fraud Alert Triggered As Wife's Credit Card Used To Spend Less Than 100 Dollars At Target

https://babylonbee.com/news/fraud-alert-triggered-as-wifes-credit-card-used-to-spend-less-than-100-dollars-at-target/?utm_source=fediverse

Gandalf Tells Saruman To Stop Doom-Scrolling On Palantír

https://babylonbee.com/news/gandalf-tells-saruman-to-stop-doom-scrolling-on-palantir/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe That The Prodigal Son Returned Home After His Father Changed The Netflix Password

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-that-the-prodigal-son-returned-home-after-his-father-changed-the-netflix-password/?utm_source=fediverse

Jordan Peele Announces New Movie 'STICKS' Where White People Beat Black People With Sticks (The Sticks Are A Metaphor For Racism)

https://babylonbee.com/news/jordan-peele-announces-new-movie-sticks-where-white-people-beat-black-people-with-sticks-the-sticks-are-a-metaphor-for-racism/?utm_source=fediverse

Cancel Culture: Leftist Fired Simply For Having A Different Opinion On Whether Conservatives Should Be Murdered

https://babylonbee.com/news/cancel-culture-leftist-fired-simply-for-having-a-different-opinion-on-whether-conservatives-should-be-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

McGruff The Crime Dog Goes Undercover In Furry Terrorist Cell

https://babylonbee.com/news/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-goes-undercover-in-furry-terrorist-cell/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Of Christian Extremists Gather To Pray For Those Who Want To Kill Them

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-of-christian-extremists-gather-to-pray-for-those-who-want-to-kill-them/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Wondering If Maybe They Should Stop Saying The Things Assassins Are Having Engraved On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-wondering-if-maybe-they-should-stop-saying-the-things-assassins-are-having-engraved-on-bullets/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Says Motives Unclear of Killer Who Wrote Manifesto Entitled 'Here Are My Motives'

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-says-motives-unclear-of-killer-who-wrote-manifesto-entitled-here-are-my-motives/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire American University System Officially Designated A Terrorist Organization

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-american-university-system-officially-designated-a-terrorist-organization/?utm_source=fediverse

Universities Quietly Cancel 'Kill Conservatives 101' Courses

https://babylonbee.com/news/universities-quietly-cancel-kill-conservatives-101-courses/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Hope Someone Names A Frozen Pizza After Me' Thinks Red Baron While Being Shot Down In WWI Dogfight

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-hope-someone-names-a-frozen-pizza-after-me-thinks-red-baron-while-being-shot-down-in-wwi-dogfight/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him,' Announces FBI After Killer Turns Himself In

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-got-him-announces-fbi-after-killer-turns-himself-in/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Teaches Son Importance Of Doing Your Own Oil Changes So It Will Take Longer And Cost More

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-teaches-son-importance-of-doing-your-own-oil-changes-so-it-will-take-longer-and-cost-more/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Million Charlie Kirks Created Overnight

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-million-charlie-kirks-created-overnight/?utm_source=fediverse

Heaven Confirms Pastors Are Allowed To Speed On Way To Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-confirms-pastors-are-allowed-to-speed-on-way-to-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Say There's No Place For Violence Against Evil Nazi Republicans That Are Literally Killing People And Destroying America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-say-theres-no-place-for-violence-against-evil-nazi-republicans-that-are-literally-killing-people-and-destroying-america/?utm_source=fediverse