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Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-assures-travis-kelce-that-new-song-dumb-hairy-football-jock-isnt-about-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-family-cancels-netflix-account-forever-for-the-fifth-time/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-kid-friendly-shows-coming-to-netflix/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'll Get A Good Night's Sleep Tomorrow Night,' Thinks Parent Every Day For 18 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/ill-get-a-good-nights-sleep-tomorrow-night-thinks-parent-every-day-for-18-years/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prosecutes-synagogue-for-provoking-attacker-by-being-openly-jewish/?utm_source=fediverse

Chimps Honor Jane Goodall With 21-Poo Salute

https://babylonbee.com/news/chimps-honor-jane-goodall-with-21-poo-salute/?utm_source=fediverse

Analysts Suggest 'Avatar' Film Franchise Just A Giant Money Laundering Scheme

https://babylonbee.com/news/analysts-suggest-avatar-film-franchise-just-a-giant-money-laundering-scheme/?utm_source=fediverse

Sexist Pete Hegseth Demands Women Be Equal To Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/sexist-pete-hegseth-demands-women-be-equal-to-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-condemns-god-for-instituting-the-death-penalty/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: With New Military Fitness Standards, Your Mom Unable To Join Military

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-with-new-military-fitness-standards-your-mom-unable-to-join-military/?utm_source=fediverse

Baptist Pastor Resigns In Shame After Old Tweets Containing ‘Darn’ Resurface

https://babylonbee.com/news/baptist-pastor-steps-down-after-old-tweets-containing-darn-resurface/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Most Terrifying Consequences Of A Government Shutdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-most-terrifying-consequences-of-a-government-shutdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservatives Announce Boycott Of NFL Until Next Sunday

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservatives-announce-boycott-of-nfl-until-next-sunday/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Learns He Failed As A Father As Son Says He's Rooting For The Yankees

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-learns-he-failed-as-a-father-as-son-says-hes-rooting-for-the-yankees/?utm_source=fediverse

Dems Call For Common-Sense Sombrero Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-call-for-common-sense-sombrero-control/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Erupts In Celebration As Government Finally Shuts Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-erupts-in-celebration-as-government-finally-shuts-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Entire Federal Workforce Replaced By Very Tired Marco Rubio

https://babylonbee.com/news/entire-federal-workforce-replaced-by-marco-rubio/?utm_source=fediverse

Super Bowl Halftime Show To Feature MS-13 Backup Dancers

https://babylonbee.com/news/super-bowl-halftime-show-to-feature-ms-13-backup-dancers/?utm_source=fediverse

Saudi-Owned EA Will No Longer Allow Women To Play 'Need For Speed'

https://babylonbee.com/news/saudi-owned-ea-will-no-longer-allow-women-to-play-need-for-speed/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Changes Hegseth Is Making To Military Health Requirements

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-changes-hegseth-is-making-to-military-health-requirements/?utm_source=fediverse